NOFX - S&M Airlines lyrics

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight
I had to get out of this town tonight
Then a lady in black caught my attention
I couldn't figure out what was her intention

She told me about a flight
That was leaving that night
She could get me a seat
And the price was right
She tugged on my pants so
I jumped at the chance
I had no idea what was in store for me

I'll never fly S&M Airlines again
She welcomed me aboard then she
Strapped me to my seat
She tied my hands and legs down
And made me kiss her feet
She whipped me and she slapped me
And gagged me when I begged
One things for sure I'll never
Fly S&M Airlines again

The stewardess in leather came
Walking down the isle
She put nipple clamps on me
With a sadistic smile
The pain was so bad I had tears in my eyes
Then I looked up and there
Were two gartered thighs

I'll never fly S&M Airlines again

Her ass was inches from me when
She told me to lick
Before I could do anything
She slapped my dick
So I followed her commands
My aim was to please
I spent the rest of the flight on my knees

The plane finally landed by the
End of the night
I had to get off of this torture flight
I asked her to release me
Then she bit my lip
She said the ticket that you bought
It was round trip

I'll never fly S&M Airlines again
I'll never fly S&M Airlines again
I'll never fly S&M Airlines again
I'll never fly S&M Airlines again