NOFX - The Moron Brothers lyrics

Fight!

Talking about the Moron Bros
Tattooed fingers, tattooed toes

They're idiots, they're losers, they're scum
Taking advantage of everyone
You're a dog, they're your fleas
Doing everything they can to spread disease
Take your beer, take your drugs
They'll leave with you microscopic bugs
Their company is something you won't miss
When your icetrays are filled with piss

They are the Moron Brothers
Don't get along with others
They are the Moron Brothers
Don't get along with others

They'll whine, they'll bitch
They'll fuck you if you're rich
They'll leech, they'll latch
They are the itch that you can't scratch

Do, do do do do do
Do, do do do do do (Do, do do do do)
Do, do do do do do, do do do do do
Do do do do do, do do do do do!

They'll ink your face
Tape your eyelids closed
Tobasco's in your mouth
There's mustard up your nose!
When your head's been shaved you'll
Think the worst has passed
Just try to move your leg they've
Put you in a cast, yeah

They may not go down in history
But they'll go down on your sister