Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Birds and Bees lyrics
[Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Birds and Bees lyrics]
I’m at a middle school each day from 7 till 2
Teaching kids math and
Science that they’ll never use
But each year there’s one thing
That I always dread
The school picked me to teach
This subject called sex ed
This is not the thing that I signed up to do
It’s not like the kids don’t have a clue
I tell them all about the birds and bees
And details all about each STD
I scare them, saying they all are gonna die
If they even think ‘bout
Getting cozy at night
I try to be cool but my face turns bright red
Why can’t their parents teach
‘em this instead?
Everyone starts to laugh cause
They’re little tards
Why must a class like this
Be so long and hard?
But since it comes so quickly
I think that is great
I’d hate for the class to
Turn into a mass debate
These are not the classes that I wanna do
I can’t wait until the day is through
I tell them all about the birds and bees
And scare them with a rant on pregnancy
They all treat the class as
If it’s all a joke
Wrapping their hands around innuendos
And I swear to god, I’m gonna lose my head
If I hear another "That’s What She Said"
Out of here… Out of here
I want out of here, out of here, out of here
Out of here
This is not the thing that I signed up to do
It’s not like they don’t know how to screw
I tell them all about the birds and bees
It’s not like they haven’t seen it on TV
They all know this stuff
They’ve got the internet
This isn’t a subject that they could forget
Kids will do anything to get ahead
Why can’t their parents teach
‘em this instead?
Teaching kids math and
Science that they’ll never use
But each year there’s one thing
That I always dread
The school picked me to teach
This subject called sex ed
This is not the thing that I signed up to do
It’s not like the kids don’t have a clue
I tell them all about the birds and bees
And details all about each STD
I scare them, saying they all are gonna die
If they even think ‘bout
Getting cozy at night
I try to be cool but my face turns bright red
Why can’t their parents teach
‘em this instead?
Everyone starts to laugh cause
They’re little tards
Why must a class like this
Be so long and hard?
But since it comes so quickly
I think that is great
I’d hate for the class to
Turn into a mass debate
These are not the classes that I wanna do
I can’t wait until the day is through
I tell them all about the birds and bees
And scare them with a rant on pregnancy
They all treat the class as
If it’s all a joke
Wrapping their hands around innuendos
And I swear to god, I’m gonna lose my head
If I hear another "That’s What She Said"
Out of here… Out of here
I want out of here, out of here, out of here
Out of here
This is not the thing that I signed up to do
It’s not like they don’t know how to screw
I tell them all about the birds and bees
It’s not like they haven’t seen it on TV
They all know this stuff
They’ve got the internet
This isn’t a subject that they could forget
Kids will do anything to get ahead
Why can’t their parents teach
‘em this instead?