Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Food Belongs in Me lyrics
[Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Food Belongs in Me lyrics]
You’re out to eat with your girlfriend
You’re upset
A small salad and a water’s all she gets
Then she says she’s fat and
Pukes in the bathroom
I’m on the road on a typical weekday night
I’m hittin all of the buffets in town
That you like
But she’ll never let you go there like I do
She wears short skirts, I break T-shirts
She’s on a diet and I’m in the freezer
Scarfin’ down a cake
Hoping one day you’ll find that
What you’re looking for
Has been me the whole time
If you could see that I’m the
One who wants to date you
Promise that I’d clean up all my plate
You see
Food belongs in me, food belongs in me
She’s on the street wearing
Belts with skinny jeans
While my pants are all bursting at the seams
When I see a school bus I think to myself
"hey is that a twinkie? "
And while I admit I’m not
Smart as you may like
I can’t do math because it
Makes me think of pi
But, I can tell you that
Your girlfriend’s so wrong
She doesn’t even save her grocery coupons
She eats rice cakes, I eat Jell-O
She’s your cupcake but I’ll be your ho-ho
Hope you’re not creeped out
But those love notes you
Found with chocolate fingerprints
Were from me the whole time
If you could see that I’m the
One who wants to date you
Promise that I’d clean up all my plate
You see food belongs in me
At prom I can’t wear dresses with a price tag
Hope you’re fine with me wearing a tent bag
See food belongs in me, food belongs in me
Oh, I can see us drive home from waffle
House in the middle of the night
And I can’t get through the door
You can help me grease my sides
You’ve got a pretty face
Won’t you come in for a while
I’ll replace the pizza place with
Your number on speed dial
Can’t you see that I wish
I was in the picture
Though my footsteps show up on the Richter
See food belongs in me
We could share the whole entire menu
Till our scales both say "to be continued"
See, food belongs in me, food belongs in me
Food belongs in me
It’s apparent that just maybe
Food belongs in me food belongs in me
You’re upset
A small salad and a water’s all she gets
Then she says she’s fat and
Pukes in the bathroom
I’m on the road on a typical weekday night
I’m hittin all of the buffets in town
That you like
But she’ll never let you go there like I do
She wears short skirts, I break T-shirts
She’s on a diet and I’m in the freezer
Scarfin’ down a cake
Hoping one day you’ll find that
What you’re looking for
Has been me the whole time
If you could see that I’m the
One who wants to date you
Promise that I’d clean up all my plate
You see
Food belongs in me, food belongs in me
She’s on the street wearing
Belts with skinny jeans
While my pants are all bursting at the seams
When I see a school bus I think to myself
"hey is that a twinkie? "
And while I admit I’m not
Smart as you may like
I can’t do math because it
Makes me think of pi
But, I can tell you that
Your girlfriend’s so wrong
She doesn’t even save her grocery coupons
She eats rice cakes, I eat Jell-O
She’s your cupcake but I’ll be your ho-ho
Hope you’re not creeped out
But those love notes you
Found with chocolate fingerprints
Were from me the whole time
If you could see that I’m the
One who wants to date you
Promise that I’d clean up all my plate
You see food belongs in me
At prom I can’t wear dresses with a price tag
Hope you’re fine with me wearing a tent bag
See food belongs in me, food belongs in me
Oh, I can see us drive home from waffle
House in the middle of the night
And I can’t get through the door
You can help me grease my sides
You’ve got a pretty face
Won’t you come in for a while
I’ll replace the pizza place with
Your number on speed dial
Can’t you see that I wish
I was in the picture
Though my footsteps show up on the Richter
See food belongs in me
We could share the whole entire menu
Till our scales both say "to be continued"
See, food belongs in me, food belongs in me
Food belongs in me
It’s apparent that just maybe
Food belongs in me food belongs in me