Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Lesbian lyrics
[Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Lesbian lyrics]
When I was younger, I had my wishes
I dreamed of being something else each day
Wished I was a superhero or an
Astronaut in space
My life continued, and as it happened
I watched it from the sidelines and
I looked back and realized how
I wish it had began
If I was a lesbian my life would be great
I would be a lot less shy
When asking girls out on dates
And I’d be the cutest girl
As I’m sure you’re aware
And I’d be the only girl I
Know to wear boys’ underwear
And if I was a lesbian buy pretty clothes
And I’d be all cool and edgy
And I’d pierce my nose
And I’d have a lot of fun
Comparing boobs with my friends
And I wouldn’t be afraid
Of getting pregnant again
As I grew older and went to high school
I was your average teenage boy
Wearing makeup and skinny jeans was
The stuff that I enjoyed
And then it hit me one fateful weekend
I tried to lez out with my friends one day
Then I knew that my path in
Life was not completely straight
If I was a lesbian my life would be grand
Cause, I’d go around in public
Holding my girlfriend’s hand
And I’d read a bunch of
Anime and vampire books
And I could finally buy pantyhose
And not get crazy looks
And if I was a lesbian I’d dance in my bra
And I’d make out with another
Girl in front of grandma
And I’d finally ask girls out
Without getting turned away
Cause it seems like every girl I
Like always turns out gay
I dreamed of being something else each day
Wished I was a superhero or an
Astronaut in space
My life continued, and as it happened
I watched it from the sidelines and
I looked back and realized how
I wish it had began
If I was a lesbian my life would be great
I would be a lot less shy
When asking girls out on dates
And I’d be the cutest girl
As I’m sure you’re aware
And I’d be the only girl I
Know to wear boys’ underwear
And if I was a lesbian buy pretty clothes
And I’d be all cool and edgy
And I’d pierce my nose
And I’d have a lot of fun
Comparing boobs with my friends
And I wouldn’t be afraid
Of getting pregnant again
As I grew older and went to high school
I was your average teenage boy
Wearing makeup and skinny jeans was
The stuff that I enjoyed
And then it hit me one fateful weekend
I tried to lez out with my friends one day
Then I knew that my path in
Life was not completely straight
If I was a lesbian my life would be grand
Cause, I’d go around in public
Holding my girlfriend’s hand
And I’d read a bunch of
Anime and vampire books
And I could finally buy pantyhose
And not get crazy looks
And if I was a lesbian I’d dance in my bra
And I’d make out with another
Girl in front of grandma
And I’d finally ask girls out
Without getting turned away
Cause it seems like every girl I
Like always turns out gay