Obie Trice - Jack My Dick lyrics

Ohhh-OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yo, Obie never gets upset when a bitch say no
I don't grab her neck and throw
The hoe on the flo'
I go home and bust nuts on Del Rio
And be happy that I'm not
Around them jail people
Fuck money, pussy is the root of evil
Cause a bitch'll drop they drawers
And still deceive you
Have the cops believe YOU? No way, no how
Cause she just scarred her face while
You were asleep on the couch
When the cops arrive
They lookin at her like "Ouuuuch!
Let's take this nigga down"
That's why I jacks my dick off
I jacks my dick off

I jacks my dick off
(no I don't want yo' pussy)
I jacks my dick off, yo
(cause yo' shit is kinda funky)
Aiyyo I jacks my dick off (come correct
And maybe we can have a little sex)
I jacks my dick off (have a little sex)
When I'm alone in my room, yo
I stare at the wall
Cause, I got a tall poster
Of that chick Tina Dickinballs
And it's like she in the same room with me
Cause imagination is a motherfucker tipsy
Got the Kleenex beside me just in
Case it get outta hand
Get it? I'm Del Rio's biggest fan
Janet Jacme wanted to do just that
'til she copped a attitude when I was like
"Where the fuck is your glove at?"
Fuck that! Ain't no chokin my neck
If you not protected
You know hands carry infections
I jacks my dick off
Yo, yo, I jacks my dick off

Off off (no I don't want yo' pussy)
I jacks my dick off
(cause yo' shit is kinda funky)
I jacks my dick off (come correct)
I jacks my dick off
(and maybe we can have a little sex)
I jacks my dick off (have a little sex)
I beat my meat on the regular base
I get tired of havin these
Stupid rats in my face
Tellin me wait or, "It's not time
Plus I'm on the menustration"
All of this is aggravate
Where's Ms masturbation? By my side
I don't worry about her givin me AIDS
To make me lose my fuckin mind
Cause STD's inflict strongly in my area
Scrotum, put on some of that old mascara
And jack my dick off
Aiyyo yo yo, I jacks my dick off
Yo! I jacks my dick off
Jacks my dick off and off

Jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' pussy)
I jacks my dick off
(cause yo' shit is kinda funky)
Aiyyo I jacks my dick off (come correct
And maybe we can have a little sex)
I jacks my dick off (have a little sex)
Aiyyo, ay you can call a nigga sick
Or basically perverted
It really don't matter
Cause Obie still do it
It's called abstinence
Absolutely sure that I'm absent from
Sex unless you show non-reactiveness
Pass the DNA to your doc
And maybe we can F-U-C, after dark
Until then I'll bust nuts on porn class
Let me know when you're ready to take
The test on your freaky pass
I'll be jackin my dick off
Ha, jackin my dick off
Aiyyo yo, I jacks my dick off
Jacks my dick off and off

Jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' pussy)
I jacks my dick off
(cause yo' shit is kinda funky)
Aiyyo I jacks my dick off (come correct
And maybe we can have a little sex)
I jacks my dick off (have a little sex)
Yo, I say I jacks my dick off
(no I don't want yo' pussy)
I'll be jackin my dick off, yo
(cause yo' shit is kinda funky)
Aiyyo I jacks my dick off (come correct)

What? I'll jacks my shit off! What the fuck?
Watch, heh