Obie Trice, Eminem - Richard lyrics

Yeah, Trice the Statik Selektah

O back around the corner, got the crack
Put in your orders
We 'bout to run up out the storages
It's notorious
The way I got big spitting stories
BME's X-Clan, vanglorious
We're not your favorite, fuck it
You know the system and you buck it
Have you revisiting how you used to love it
My niggas spew through the music, acoustics
School kid used to pursue excuses
Truth is, I was truant in school
So, it's influence is foolish
That was my views
I’m back at it, the rap addict, by any means
We gonna get these stacks accurate
No skinny jeans
Say he ain't a star, niggas might be right
I'm so regular, nigga gotta shit tonight
Take it back, Selektah
Let 'em know it's Trice
Put your seatbelts on, we gon' ride tonight

And I would like to 'Bout to get my Ike on
I come with a life supply of wife beaters
And my Nikes on and a white
Tee over that iron mic lookin' fly tonight
Feel like I might die from a spider bite
Come back as Spider-Man
Park my Peter inside a dyke
Bitch actin' like she got fuckin'
Higher standards than Meijer's, right
Had to pry her fingers off
The mothafuckin' Breyers ice cream
With the pliers, like "Ahh!" only a ruthless
Bastard would do this
Take a toothless bitch with no
Taste buds to Ruth's Chris
Give her toothpicks, stop on the way home
Pick up two Big Bufords
Scrupulous, girl, you got a nice pair
But, you're plumb stupid!
So when I pull up in that Benz
Don't try to pretend you ain't interested
To impress your stupid-ass friends, and
Refuse to get in, woman
And get slammed on the ground and snap
Like a pool stick against cement
If you sick of dick
Pretend it's a musical instrument
You get one shot
Do not miss your chance to blow
I can tell at first glance you're a
Ho 'cause your pants are so tight
When you dance with O trice
Your implants explode so cold to dykes
The chance is snow in San Francisco
Boy, I'm from Detroit city
You live in animosity
That's a fucked up state to be in
Such an atrocity
Look where these random thoughts get
Me in senseless mind babble
"What me? Apologize?" That's just the
Way the rhyme unravels
And I wouldn't fucking take it
Back if I time traveled!

Just call me Richard, 'cause I'm a dick
It's also Richard 'cause I
Feel like you should
Pry your fucking mouth up off of it
I said just call me Richard
'cause I'm a dick
You ain't gotta be no detective to
Figure out I'm a dick
When I hold my privates it's
Your first clue, Sherlock, prick!
Just call me Richard

That's my motives, jumpin' off in Rovers
All white, like I was right up in the Dakotas
Or Minnesota, did I mention soda?
When it's mixed with the yola
Watch my cup runneth over
Cut from a soldier
Them ho niggas disposable toaster
Putting holes in a nigga getting close enough
BME 'til the credit's roll
'til my condition is beyond
What the medics know
They wanna edit O, like a prosthetic third
Leg let it go, this is Shady 10
Em let 'em know
I still profit through the process
The prize in my jeans
My balls'll never digress
I'm a dick that I brag about
I put it in faster than I drag it out
World, I be your special friend see
'Cause these suckas suffer from
Pseudo-penis envy so!

Just call me Richard, 'cause I'm a dick
It's also Richard 'cause I
Feel like you should
Pry your fucking mouth up off of it
I said just call me Richard
'cause I'm a dick
You ain't gotta be no detective to
Figure out I'm a dick
When I hold my privates it's
Your first clue, Sherlock, prick!
Just call me Richard