Ol’ Dirty Bastard - Intro (Return to the 36 Chambers: The Dirty Version ) lyrics

Ah uh
I nev'-I never saw so many people tonight
I mean y'all all got it crowded
Up in here and that's good
I'm glad that y'all givin' it up for, um
Y'all givin' it up for him that's good
Y'all-y'all make me want to cry or somethin'
Alright lad' ladies and gentleman
Tonight is a special night
For one thing let me introduce myself
My name is Mr russell Jones
Excuse me for that one, I I had
To let that one loose, well now, ah ahh
And tonight
You're going to see something that
You never seen before somethin' that
Nobody in the history of rap ever
Set they self to do
This fuckin' guy, that I speak to you about
Is somethin' crazy
He's somethin' insane, he's the
Greatest performer ever since, uh
What's the guys name? (Ol' Dirty)
Ah, ah, ah James Brown, he's bad
And he's a cool guy and you'll really need
I mean need to really get to know him
Ladies and gentleman, from all houses
To all towns
From the moons of Pluto, back down to earth
Ladies and gentleman, one more time
Give it up for the Old Dirty Doggy, I mean
The Ol' Dirty Bastard i love that guy

Yes, how y'all doin' out there?
I wanted y'all to know that
Tonight is a special night
'Cause I'm happy to be living, you know?
A nigga tried to shoot me down and shit
You know? And, I don't know man
It just feel good to be here man
You know what I'm sayin'?
And I wanna let all y'all
Know I love you man, i love all y'all
You know, but
What I really came here tonight
For one reason, just 'cause I
Don't mean to cry, i don't usually cry
Dub you can play that shit man, play it man
'Cause I'm tired of this shit
Remember the time I told y'all
When I got burnt, gonorrhea, yeah
Well this bitch, there's a new bitch
Goddamnit
Oh, bitch burnt me again with gonorrhea
So I didn't get burnt one time
I got burnt actually two times
If you really look at it
Yeah, I love the girl but I
Had to cut the bitch off
Yeah the bitch died, I killed the bitch
She suffered a long pain
But she had to go, bitch had to go
II knew the bitch for ten minutes of my life
But the pussy was good, yeah the
Pussy was good, oh shit, the pussy's good
I just want you to know girl
That I dedicated, this song
Well this song really was written by Blowfly
And I want all y'all to hear this shit
It's just a poem that I writ for you girl
Just let me get my shit together
The first time, ever you sucked my dick
Uh ah thank you, thank you
I felt, the earth tremble under my balls
Somethin' shot out of me real fast
First time nah I'm just kidding with y'all
How y'all feelin'? Listen to the
Album 'cause it's bangin'

We have only thirty-five chambers
There is no thirty-six i know that, but
I want to create a new chamber
Oh? And what would that be?