Omen, Belak - Squeaky Boots lyrics

Sometimes I sit and wonder
Why I’m alone on Prom night
Is it because I’m doin’ shit like this?
I have no social skills or
Inhibitions at all
So it don’t matter what I say

Such as every half a minute in Africa
Half a child dies
And here’s another thought inside my mind
I want to have sex with you
As the episode of SpongeBob
With the squeaky boots plays
Idly in the background like quietly
But still noticeable enough that it’s strange

I want to fuck you
With squeaky boots in the background
I want to fuck you
With squeaky boots in the background

What if guys had titties
And what if they were huge?
Like, what if they were bigger
Than a woman’s boobs?
Do you think they’d notice
Or would be objectified?
Do you think we’d bitch about it just
Like they do all the time?
If dead people can’t feel a thing
Then can they bust a nut?
It seems like I’m the only one
Who thinks about this stuff i mean
Can their corpse feel me jerkin’ them
Off from inside their grave?
Or would it be like jerkin’ off a cow?

I want to fuck you
With squeaky boots in the background
I want to fuck you
With squeaky boots in the background

And watch this, Mr krabs!
Can I take your order?
Yeah, I’ll have the Krusty special
Thank you sir! I will squeak when it’s ready

Man, fuck Pornhub
I be jackin’ off to the universe now (uh huh)
That’s how I like to go get my penis around
(yes sir) and you know I got squeaky
Boots on in the background
I remember touchin’ on a booby
For the first time, feelin’ goofy goober
Didn’t really know what I was doin’
But I wasn’t gonna walk out as a loser

If I can do it, you can do it
Anything is possible!

1, 2, 3, Come on! I want to fuck you
With squeaky boots in the background
(Every half a minute in Africa
Half a child dies) i want to fuck you
With squeaky boots in the background
(Africa) i want to fuck you
(I, I jerk off cows in my free time)
With squeaky boots in the background
(Free time) i want to fuck you
(Woo) with squeaky boots in the background
(I jerk off cows)

I want to fuck you (uh, uh huh)
With squeaky boots in the background
(ooh tho)

Anybody wanna go to Wendy’s? Uh huh
I could use some Wendy’s
Nah man, Arby’s got the beef
That’s some gay shit