Open Mike Eagle - For DOOM lyrics

Yo, this one's for DOOM
One-two
Shit, one-two
Check it, one-two

Police sirens when the freestyle stylin'
Cause if my eyes start to get
Wide, then it's Three Mile Island
Yeah
I drank my Ovaltine and
Redeemed my decoder ring
Got two songs with you
But only spoke to a go-between
Was still proud as
Fuck to reach ground zero
Cause who the fuck ever gets
To rock with they heroes?
Yeah, combining
The rhyme with divine winos
My Phantom verse was rewritten three
To five times though
I got a text my head spun like a Beyblade
I emailed your homie to see
If that shit was kayfabe
Supposed to be space age
Everything feeling late stage
We knew what it was since peach
Fuzz in the eighth grade
Sing along you assholes
Bring it on commando
Hand wrote just like a letter
To the Vietcong from Rambo
Read it all out, ramble I know it and yo
This candle I'mma
Hold it over vocal samples
I'mma vandal and a poet
My dance ain't the prettiest
My pen ain't the fanciest
My pancreas is fucked the fuck up
Like Sid and Nancy's is
I think miscellaneous
And I talk like a know-it-all
I used to buy vodka was
Basically isopropynol
I melt rings stolen from a
Whole host of elf kings
In my bedroom crying like
A soul-broken whelpling
The news
It knocked it out
Me like Ronda Rousey
Fool, you're bout to sell more
Masks than Dr. Fauci
I'm copping one off
Etsy to rock it proudly
I'm dad bod saved by
The belly Kelly Kapowski
I wrote this rhyme on a
Rock with a sickle too
Got a pic of you spittin' on
Some art in my living room
I memorized your lyrics and
Seen every interview
I looked into the eyes of the piece
He ain't really you!

Supervillain
This nigga got me again, damn
Rest in peace