Ozark Mountain Daredevils - Time Warp lyrics

Like Houdini in the river with
A lock he couldn't see

When you think you hit the bottom
Then you better find the key

Like Custer at the Horn when
He turned around and said

"when you think you fin'lly got 'em
You're just as good as dead"

It's a time warp puttin'
Wrinkles in your skin
It's a rockabilly music make you
Silly in the end

It's a time warp puttin' circles on your eyes

It's a rockabilly music that's
A blessing in disguise

Like Ponce de Leon speakin'
Spanish in the swamp

"I was lookin' for a fountain
But it's water that I want"

Like Pike at the top and ev'ry other freak

"I was lookin' for a mountain
I took a little peak"

It's a time warp puttin'
Wrinkles in your skin

It's a rockabilly music make you
Silly in the end

It's a time warp puttin' circles on your eyes

It's a rockabilly music that's
A blessing in disguise

Like Buddah at the sermon when
He didn't say a word

If you think you hear a flower
It's a flower that you heard

Like da Vinci on the roof with
His arm in a sling

"A man's got the power
But a bird's got the wing"

It's a time warp puttin'
Wrinkles in your skin

It's a rockabilly music make you
Silly in the end

It's a time warp puttin' circles on your eyes

It's a rockabilly music that's
A blessing in disguise

Like Vincent Van Gogh when he
Chopped off his ear

"I'd like to give her twenty
But I still gotta hear"

Like Crockett at the wall
Lookin' back to Tennessee

"the livin' costs you plenty
But the dyin's still for free"

It's a time warp puttin'
Wrinkles in your skin

It's a rockabilly music make you
Silly in the end

It's a time warp puttin' circles on your eyes

It's a rockabilly music that's
A blessing in disguise

(Kazoo Solo w whistles, snorts, &?)