Pac Div, Asher Roth - Useless lyrics

Niggas is farting
Here's, use the spray nigga

I'm a tall ass nigga, 6'1 160
Fresh out the pack like
Somebody just un-zipped me
I'm with the crew so you know
I got that skunk with me
I'm Ashin Kusher but you know there
Ain't no punk in me shout out to Twitter
I follow a bunch of dumb beezies
Figured if I want to get
Her it'd be dumb easy
Send her a direct message
"Hey baby come see me"
I like my eggs scrambled
I like my girls easy
For now, 'til then I'ma let that money pile
Can't wait for you to say that
I've been acting funny style
Cause, I'm a late bloomer


Still growin' like a tumor
You know a nigga made it
When your hearing gay rumors fuck the cop
The deputy and the state trooper
I'm in the game for longevity
Not a chain stupid
Type of nigga that be ridin'
In the rain roofless
Told y'all man that he's a lame
And you're the same: useless

If I don't like it then that shit is useless
Talk is cheap man that shit is useless
You chasing hoes man that shit is useless
You trying to wife her man her pussy useless
Damn, man that shit is useless
A couple grand, but that shit is useless
Ain't talkin' cash man that shit is useless
Say you the man but that shit is useless

Do it how it supposed to be
Now these girls notice me
Now I'm baggin chicks, I use to bag groceries
Use to rap locally, now we travel globally
All around the world off some shit
I just wrote in 3 minutes
All truth no pre-tending
And since she's shallow, I'ma go deep in it
These rap dudes is funny boy, I'm peep in it
Look, I fathered your style
You are my dependent
Flow sick, need a free clinic
Beast in it, please, quit it
Murdered this shit before the beat finished
Hang yourself, get the nooses
Cause even explaining myself is useless

She got your nose wide open
Sneeze and it feels like the doors wide open
Seen her on Povich, showin' off ass
She got the beamer towed and
That was just last week
She got them fast feet
You trying to get with her
She got you going out, you always get dinner
Say she from above, I say the bitch Hitler
She got the Laker game
But fuck with all the Clippers
And I bet she drink all the liquor
Everytime we go out
The bitch fallin' quicker
Pain in the ass, shit that we call a splinter
Don't get mad when you see me
And I call her useless

If I don't like it then that shit is useless
Talk is cheap man that shit is useless
You chasing hoes man that shit is useless
You trying to wife her man her pussy useless
Damn, man that shit is useless
A couple grand, but that shit is useless
Ain't talkin' cash man that shit is useless
Say you the man but that shit is useless

You the ragged keg tapper
No name havin' lookin' raggot lame rapper
You nut hugger, butt buddy, fudge packer
(okay enough of that)
My real friends call me Asher (laughter)
What kind of name is that
Bro dude? It's so stupid
I bet you're in a frat or two
What are you Jewish?
Are you good in math, play flute, row crew?
Shit, if you can't be used well
Then I guess you're useless
Ulysses S grant, we should start a Revolution
Or a Civil War, whatever your into kids
Down for whatever let's just go
Ahead and do it
Do it out loud, talk dog fuckin' prove it
Shoot towards the hoop and get the
Boot like it was soccer
Now they ask what happen to you
Silk the shocker
Yeah it's true, I went and moved to Philly
Kevin Stocker new kid on the block
They say I'm off my John Rocker
Hey and nowadays I'm the young grasshopper
Cool Calm Collect having fun
With Cindy Lauper
Never Dennis Hopper with Keanu Reeves
More like Bill and Ted since
I started smoking weed
Now all we do is time travel in phone booths
Go to '82, head it back to the old school
When there was no rules, bullshit heroics
(where did everybody go?)
Guess that we're The Last Poets
Is there no hope
That this generation blow it?
All about the dough, the glow and the moet
At least some more Bone Thugs
Or some fuckin' Big Pun give it up bro
All of these kids are plain dumb
And you're useless

If I don't like it then that shit is useless
Talk is cheap man that shit is useless
You chasing hoes man that shit is useless
You trying to wife her man her pussy useless
Damn, man that shit is useless
A couple grand, but that shit is useless
Ain't talkin' cash man that shit is useless
Say you the man but that shit is useless