Pansy Division - Crabby Day lyrics
[Pansy Division - Crabby Day lyrics]
I knew when I first met him
That I never would forget him
To find a beauty such as he
In my bed was rare
To sleep with him I was excited
But later I was less delighted
When I found that special present he left
In my pubic hair
Now it's a crabby day, unhappy day
I'll never forget him, I'm sad to say
Leave me alone, I'm having a crabby day
So to the drugstore without haste
To solve the problem below the waist
Then the laundromat to disinfect
My clothes and sheets
Walking home who do I see
But the guy who gave those
Wretched vermin to me
He quickly runs to opposite
Side of the street
Now it's a crabby day, unhappy day
To be treated in such a shabby way
Gimme a break, I'm having a crabby day
At home a message is waiting
From a boy I've been contemplating
He's leaving town for a month and wants
To see me tonight
After the lotion's been applied
Can I be sure every one
Of those critters has died
Or take the risk of passing them on
For a long-awaited night
It's such a crabby day, unhappy day
Why did have to call today
Get me out of this, I'm having a crabby day
That I never would forget him
To find a beauty such as he
In my bed was rare
To sleep with him I was excited
But later I was less delighted
When I found that special present he left
In my pubic hair
Now it's a crabby day, unhappy day
I'll never forget him, I'm sad to say
Leave me alone, I'm having a crabby day
So to the drugstore without haste
To solve the problem below the waist
Then the laundromat to disinfect
My clothes and sheets
Walking home who do I see
But the guy who gave those
Wretched vermin to me
He quickly runs to opposite
Side of the street
Now it's a crabby day, unhappy day
To be treated in such a shabby way
Gimme a break, I'm having a crabby day
At home a message is waiting
From a boy I've been contemplating
He's leaving town for a month and wants
To see me tonight
After the lotion's been applied
Can I be sure every one
Of those critters has died
Or take the risk of passing them on
For a long-awaited night
It's such a crabby day, unhappy day
Why did have to call today
Get me out of this, I'm having a crabby day