Pansy Division - Too Many Hoops lyrics

Too many hoops to jump through
For me to try to get to you
Too many hoops to jump through
For me to try to get to you

Mama said play hard to get
Mama might have had something there
I make the effort, I make the time
But, I doubt you'll ever be mine

You put up so many barriers
I get more calls from long-distance carriers

Too many hoops to jump through
For me to try to get to you
Too many hoops to jump through
For me to try to get to you

You wanted me to meet your friends
Now I've met every one of them
It isn't them I'm trying to date
How long you gonna make me wait

You offer kneepads, but I'm not gonna crawl
It's like playing tennis with a basketball

Too many hoops to jump through
For me to try to get to you
Too many hoops to jump through
For me to try to get to you

For your love, I've made my play
But, I won't bid like I'm on eBay
Now I see what's going on
I'm fine wine and you're Boone's Farm

You're really good at stringing me along
I guess I'll never see you in a thong

Too many hoops to jump through
For me to try to get to you
Too many hoops to jump through
For me to try to get to you