Paul McCartney, Wings - Famous Groupies lyrics

All stand back, let the people see
Take a snap of the famous groupies for me

Behold the famous groupies
They are alike as two peas
And where the other goes, the other goes
But though the famous groupies are
Only paid in rupees
Nobody knows what the famous groupies know
And nobody goes where the famous groupies go

There was a bongo player who
Kept an extra layer
Of Dunlopillo mattress in his van
But when the famous groupies arrived
With their twin snoopies
Nobody saw which way the poor boy ran
As nobody does it like a famous groupie can

All stand back, let the people see
Take a snap of the famous groupies for me

There was a lead guitarist who
Lived in Epping Forest
And all he ever wanted was to blow
(Who knows why but)
But when the girls were with him
He never lost his rhythm
'Cause nobody knows what the
Famous groupies know (Alright, girls?)
And nobody goes where the famous groupies go

There was the classic story of
A roadie nicknamed Rory
Who used to practice voodoo on the side
But when the famous twosome
Suggested something gruesome
All that they found was a
Crater two miles wide which left the music
Business absolutely horrified

All stand back, let the people see
Take a snap of the famous groupies

Ladies and gentlemen
Those magnificent examples
Of female pulchritude and luminosity
Direct from their global perambulations
To the very boards of this supremely
Magnificent proscenium arch
Ladies and gentlemen I give you
Famous groupies!