Paul Simon - Shoplifting Clothes lyrics

Simon Walcott

Vampires din Din Din Din
Shopliftin clothes din Din Din Din
Shopliftin clothes din Din Din Din Din Din
Well I believe it's that time of
Year when I shop for clothes
Well I believe it's that time of
Year when I shop for clothes
Tells you how far your hard earned money goes

Come on in
Boys get yourself a better view have
A look around see if
Anything appeals to you we got
A sale right now you buy one, you get two

Just look at the way that fabric drapes
Your legs now imagine that in
A size 6 and a 12 inch
Leg women see you coming
They'll get down on their knees and beg!

Vampires well I believe it's that time of
Year when I shop for clothes
Well I believe it's that time of
Year when I shop for clothes
Tells you how far your hard earned money goes

We're featuring the Ivy League
Look it's conservative but cool
Yes and with the proper V collar -
Woah! - Now you're breaking all
The rules! How about a shark skin
Suit? Shines just like a jewel

If it's a hat you require, let me show
You one of our stingy brims here
Check yourself out in the mirror
This shipment just come in

Man, that hat is you! That hat is him

Oh, sorry my man
But the cape is not for sale
I've got a shipment coming in
Any day now, via the air mail yes, this
Item is going to be very fashionable
Come the fall

Vampires well I believe it's that time of
Year when I shop for clothes
Well I believe it's that time of
Year when I shop for clothes
Tells you how far your hard earned money goes