Paul Simon, Clap! Clap! - The Werewolf lyrics
[Paul Simon, Clap! Clap! - The Werewolf lyrics]
Milwaukee man led a fairly decent life
Made a fairly decent living
Had a fairly decent wife
She killed him, a sushi knife
Now they're shopping for a
Fairly decent afterlife
The werewolf is coming
The fact is most obit's are mixed reviews
Life is a lottery, a lotta people lose
And the winners
The grinners with money-colored eyes
Eat all the nuggets
Then they order extra fries
The werewolf is coming (Extra fries)
The werewolf is coming
The werewolf's coming, the werewolf's coming
Yes, the werewolf is coming, Joe
I hear her howling, prowling on the hills
The werewolf's coming, Bill
Ignorance and arrogance, a national debate
Put the fight in Vegas
That's a billion dollar gate
Revenues, pay per views
It should be pretty healthy
The usual productions
Then it all goes to the wealthy
Still, the werewolf's coming
Hey, the werewolf's coming
I'm not complaining
Just the opposite my friend
I know it's raining
But we're coming to the end of the world
Of the lyin' and the spyin' through
Oh, you don't know me, okay
I don't know you too
The werewolf's coming
The werewolf's coming up
The werewolf's coming
And the werewolf's coming
The werewolf is coming, Joe
I hear her howling, prowling on the hills
The werewolf's coming, Bill
You better stock up on water
Canned goods off the shelves
And loot some for the old folks
Who can't loot for themselves
The doorbell's ringing, could be the elves
But, it's probably the werewolf
It's quarter to twelve
And when it's midnight and the wolf bites
It's a full moon, she really got the appetite
The werewolf's coming
(The werewolf, the werewolf)
The werewolf's coming
(The werewolf, the werewolf)
Made a fairly decent living
Had a fairly decent wife
She killed him, a sushi knife
Now they're shopping for a
Fairly decent afterlife
The werewolf is coming
The fact is most obit's are mixed reviews
Life is a lottery, a lotta people lose
And the winners
The grinners with money-colored eyes
Eat all the nuggets
Then they order extra fries
The werewolf is coming (Extra fries)
The werewolf is coming
The werewolf's coming, the werewolf's coming
Yes, the werewolf is coming, Joe
I hear her howling, prowling on the hills
The werewolf's coming, Bill
Ignorance and arrogance, a national debate
Put the fight in Vegas
That's a billion dollar gate
Revenues, pay per views
It should be pretty healthy
The usual productions
Then it all goes to the wealthy
Still, the werewolf's coming
Hey, the werewolf's coming
I'm not complaining
Just the opposite my friend
I know it's raining
But we're coming to the end of the world
Of the lyin' and the spyin' through
Oh, you don't know me, okay
I don't know you too
The werewolf's coming
The werewolf's coming up
The werewolf's coming
And the werewolf's coming
The werewolf is coming, Joe
I hear her howling, prowling on the hills
The werewolf's coming, Bill
You better stock up on water
Canned goods off the shelves
And loot some for the old folks
Who can't loot for themselves
The doorbell's ringing, could be the elves
But, it's probably the werewolf
It's quarter to twelve
And when it's midnight and the wolf bites
It's a full moon, she really got the appetite
The werewolf's coming
(The werewolf, the werewolf)
The werewolf's coming
(The werewolf, the werewolf)