Paul Wall - Year of the Pint lyrics

It's year of the pint
Year of the pint bottle
For all my drink astrologists

They call me the codeine aggregator
Leanin' like a crossfader
I only smoke on major, only chase after paper
I'm the type to see you later
You the type to probably pay ya
You the type to fly Vegas
But I'm the type to fuck in Vegas
See, you the type to try to
Fuck, she turn you down, you try to rape her
I'm the type to pull the paper, no captain
Don't save her diamonds flashing like a side
Blinker, full cup, i don't need a waiter
Pour the syrup, no maple
Do it all because I'm able
Run up on me, meet your maker, don't do it
Don't place a wager
Stretch you out like the equator
Should've never been a hater
Satellite, no cable, never sip no label
Swamp water, no gator, sixteens
No tenth graders sixteens, no tenth graders
Sixteens, no tenth graders
Sixteens, no tenth graders
Sixteens, no tenth graders

Callin' all the real drinkers
More oil than the tankers
Pack the iron, no rankers
Don't spill the drank, that's dangerous
Never sip a cup with strangers
Trend sippers catch the finger
Pull a Kobe, shake the ankles
Four and the twenty for the Lakers
Leanin' like obtuse angle, before
You sip the cup, sign a waiver
Cut the drank like a razor, pour the hook
No hangover
Fire up that headbanger, but no headache
No Bayer met a doctor fresh from Baylor
Now I'm wavy like a sailor
You the type to probably aid her
I'm the type that only made her
Poke it twice like a staple
Then the stash it like gum under the table
You the type to take a picture of
The pint bottle with the label
I'm the type to crack the seals, no picks
Still scratch the label
Got two eights, that's third graders
The price of my cup is so outrageous
Sip, don't flip, don't think I'm
Crazy, and don't worry
This cough ain't contagious
Where's my money? I am
Impatient, drink prescribed, i am a patient
Sweet sixteens, no invitations
This right here for my white cup nation

This right here for my white cup nation
This right here for my white cup nation
This right here for my white cup nation
This right here for my white cup nation

It's the year of the pint bottle
Enjoy that shit while you can, man
Before they take that shit away from us
We ain't gonna have it forever, mane
It's the year of the pint bottle
Pour up with caution, enjoy that shit