Periphery - Ragtime Dandies lyrics

Thank you for purchasing
Periphery's self-titled
Debut long play record: Periphery!

On this album, you will hear heavy metal
A genre of music from the future!
Be dazzled by distortion, be
Bombarded by bass-beats
And djitterbug to djent!
We're sure you will enjoy such
Finger-popping tunes as "Light
" "Insomnia, " and my own personal favorite
"Ragtime Dandies"!

These songs and more are played
By a talented troupe
Of traveling troubadours, featuring the
Likes of Misha
"The Electric Light Bulb" Mansoor
Who was voted the
23rd most influential person
In "Brown Magazine
" and can be found on the
Cover of this months "Mocha Imporium"
And look! Up in the sky! It's a bird!
It's a plane! It's Trent Reznor! No
It's Jake Bowen and his
Seven strings of wonder!
Rounding off the trio of
Stringsmen is Alex Bois
The man with the arms of steel
And the arse of a skunk!
On drums is Matt Halpern
The only man who can break three cymbals
With one swing of the stick!
Our lead singer will be Spencer Sotelo
Whose voice goes up like an angel
And down like a wounded ox!
Last but not least is Tom Murphy
Providing the rumble from down under
And is the only member of Periphery decent
Enough for the institution of marriage!

Experience heavy-metal at it's finest
Periphery! Love That Shit!