Pet Shop Boys, Joanna Lumley, Jennifer Saunders - Absolutely Fabulous lyrics

"Lights! Models! Guestlist! Just
Do your best, darling"

Absolutely fabulous
We're absolutely fabulous

"Darling" "Mmm?"
"you are a fabulous, wonderful individual"
"Oh, thank you, darling" "and remember
I've known you longer than your daughter"
"Champers all right for you, Pats?"
"Lovely, Sweetie"
"Shall we finish off the beluga or shall we
Have some smoked salmon and nibbly things?"
"Oh, whatever, Sweetie"
"All right, we'll finish off the beluga"
"Dull, soulless dance music"
"Bip-bip-bip, bop-bop-bop"
"Dull, soulless dance music"
"Ride on time, ride on time
Techno, techno, bloody techno, darling!"

Absolutely fabulous
("That's fabulous, darling")
We're absolutely fabulous
("That's fabulous", "Good")

"Chanel, Dior, Lagerfeld, Givenchy, Gaultier
Darling
Names, names, names! Harper's, Tatler
English Vogue, American Vogue, French Vogue
Bloody Aby-bloody-ssinian bloody Vogue
Darling!"

"Lacroix, Sweetie, Lacroix"
"Lacroix, Sweetie, Lacroix"
"Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!"

Absolutely fabulous ("Pump up the volume!")
We're absolutely fabulous
("Just put the needle on the record")
Absolutely fabulous ("Pump up the volume!")
We're absolutely fabulous
("Are you ready for this, Sweetie?")

"Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong"
"Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong"
"Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong"
"I'm chanting as we speak, bye, bye, darling"
"Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong"
"Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong"
"Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong"
" Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!"
"Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong"
"Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong"
"Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong"
"I'm chanting as we speak, bye, bye, darling"
"Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong"
"Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong"
"Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong"
"Champers all right for you, Pats?"

"Oh, he was just a windscreen washer
I picked up at the
Traffic lights bum so tight he
Was bouncing off the walls" "Bye, Pats"
"Lacroix, Sweetie" "Lacroix, Sweetie"
"Lacroix, Sweetie" "La-La-La-Lacroix"

Absolutely fabulous
("Let the music lift you up, darling!")
We're absolutely fabulous
("Dull, soulless dance music")
Absolutely fabulous
("It's the bloody Pet Shop Boys, Sweetie")
We're absolutely fabulous
("Are you ready for this, Sweetie?")

"Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong"
"Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong"
"Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong"
"I'm chanting as we speak, bye, bye, darling"
"Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong"
"Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong"
"Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong"
" Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!"
"It's fabulous" "Good thank you"