Pet Shop Boys - It's Just My Little Tribute to Caligula, Darling lyrics

BILLIE do you like my new look?
It's very classical, don't you think?
It's just my little tribute to Caligula
Darling! Haven't you seen the movie?
It's a masterpiece

ALL that history of sex, I love it
Caligula was a bastard like
Most important men and over the years
I've known quite a few of
Them I'd wish I'd poisoned
As my little tribute to Caligula, Darling!
It's just my little tribute to Caligula
Darling! He was a Roman Emperor
Which makes him almost certainly bisexual
If not actually gay
But then so many men are that way inclined
Don't you find?
I mean can you believe it, he's straight?
It's just my little tribute to Caligula
Darling!

Murder and mayhem in the eternal city
Poison and torture he knew no pity
Pain is always best inflicted at home
Down in your dungeon lie back
And think of Rome
It's just my little tribute to Caligula
Darling!