Phineas and Ferb, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Sith-Inator lyrics
[Phineas and Ferb, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Sith-Inator lyrics]
You see, the Force with me is weak
I've never been that hip or chic
People treat me like a freak
Sometimes they even boo and hiss
Let me tell you, even though
My midi-chlorians are low
I'll be the Death Star's CEO
When they get a load of this
It's a Sith-inator
It's a really cool machine
My evil will be greater
Than Darth Vader's ever been
You ask all those haters
From Naboo to Tatooine they'll say
"Wow! That Darthenshmirtz is mean!"
When this is operational
I'll zap myself, then bam!
The Force will be so strong with me
They'll all know who I am!
And all those bureaucrats
That used to point and jeer and joke
If I put my fingers just like this
They're gonna start to choke
Moff Tarkin will respect me
Give me medals and a raise
With all my newfound Sith-iness
I'll set the Force ablaze!
The Emperor who used to only
Greet me with a yawn
He now will say, "I'm blown away!"
Much like Alderaan
It's a Sith-inator
It's a really cool machine
My evil will be greater
Than Darth Vader's ever been
You ask all those haters
From Naboo to Tatooine they'll say
"Wow! That Darthenshmirtz is mean!"
It's my Sith-inator
It's got evil moving parts
I'm a Sith creator
And my evil's off the charts!
And my portrait will be placed
On all the grandest
Evil heeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrths
And I'll no longer be the
Lowest of the Darths!
I'll no longer be the lowest
The fastest, not the slowest
The yes-est, not the no-est
And you'll all be eating crow-est
I'll no longer be the
Lowest of the Daaaaaaaaaaaarths!
Darth Vader can kiss my bantha!
I've never been that hip or chic
People treat me like a freak
Sometimes they even boo and hiss
Let me tell you, even though
My midi-chlorians are low
I'll be the Death Star's CEO
When they get a load of this
It's a Sith-inator
It's a really cool machine
My evil will be greater
Than Darth Vader's ever been
You ask all those haters
From Naboo to Tatooine they'll say
"Wow! That Darthenshmirtz is mean!"
When this is operational
I'll zap myself, then bam!
The Force will be so strong with me
They'll all know who I am!
And all those bureaucrats
That used to point and jeer and joke
If I put my fingers just like this
They're gonna start to choke
Moff Tarkin will respect me
Give me medals and a raise
With all my newfound Sith-iness
I'll set the Force ablaze!
The Emperor who used to only
Greet me with a yawn
He now will say, "I'm blown away!"
Much like Alderaan
It's a Sith-inator
It's a really cool machine
My evil will be greater
Than Darth Vader's ever been
You ask all those haters
From Naboo to Tatooine they'll say
"Wow! That Darthenshmirtz is mean!"
It's my Sith-inator
It's got evil moving parts
I'm a Sith creator
And my evil's off the charts!
And my portrait will be placed
On all the grandest
Evil heeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrths
And I'll no longer be the
Lowest of the Darths!
I'll no longer be the lowest
The fastest, not the slowest
The yes-est, not the no-est
And you'll all be eating crow-est
I'll no longer be the
Lowest of the Daaaaaaaaaaaarths!
Darth Vader can kiss my bantha!