Phish - Weigh lyrics

I’d like to cut your head off
So I could weigh it, what do ya say?
Five pounds, six, pounds, seven pounds
I’d like to go to your house
And gather all your razors
And pick off all the little prickly
Hairs so I can weigh them, what do ya say?
Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds
I’d like to gather all your friends and
Squish them all into a small
Swimming pool so I can weigh them
What do ya say?
Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds

Why weigh on a sunny day?
So much to do so why, why weigh?
On a sunny day, why weigh, hey?
Why weigh, why weigh?

I’d like to hear my options
So I can weigh them, what do ya say?
Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds

Why weigh on a sunny day?
So much to do, so why, oh why weigh?
On a sunny day, why weigh, hey? Why, oh why
Why weigh?