Pink Floyd - One of My Turns lyrics

"Oh my God! What a fabulous room!
Are all these your guitars?"
("I'm sorry sir
I didn't mean to startle you")
"God! This place is bigger
Than our apartment!"
("Let me know when you're entering a room")
("Yes, sir")
"Um, can I get a drink of water?"
("I was wondering about")
"You want some, huh?" ("Yes")
"Oh, wow! Hey
Look at this tub! Wanna take a bath?"
("I'll have to find out from Mrs bancroft
What time she wants to meet us
For her main") "What are you watching?"
("If you'll just let me know
As soon as you can
Mrs bancroft… Mrs bancroft") "Hello?"
("I don't understand")
"Are you feeling okay?"

Day after day, the love turns gray
Like the skin of the dying man
And night after night
We pretend it's all right
But I have grown older
And you have grown colder
And nothing is very much fun any more
And I can feel one of my turns coming on
I feel cold as a razor blade
Tight as a tourniquet dry as a funeral drum

Run to the bedroom
In the suitcase on the left
You'll find my favourite axe
Don't look so frightened
This is just a passing phase
One of my bad days
Would you like to watch TV?
Or get between the sheets?
Or contemplate the silent freeway?
Would you like something to eat? Would
You like to learn to fly?
Would ya? Would you like to see me try?
Ah, no!

Would you like to call the cops?
Do you think it's time I stopped?
Why are you running away?