Plan B - Charmaine lyrics

The first day I saw her
I' was at the train station
She was half Black, half Caucasian
At first yo, I thought she was Asian
But as I get a bit
Closer her origin is blatent
The best of both worlds, caramel complexion
I swear when she smiled
I almost got an erection
Piercing green eyes that shine like emeralds
Once she gave me the wink
Could only think with my genitals
She tells me her name as
Soon as I approach her
It's Charmaine, Charmaine De La Rosa
I say is that Spanish? She
Says, "yeah", I say, "Kosher"
Whole time I'm imaginin' what it'd
Be like to dose her
Train pulls up and we get on it together
Duration of the journey get to


Know each other better
We exchange numbers and agree
To meet afterwards
She blows me a kiss and with that we parted

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you, is way out of line
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you, is way out of line

One week and £20 phone credit later
I don't just wanna juice this girl
Now I wanna date her
She's got a great personality
And sense of humour next time we meet
It just can't come any sooner
We arrange to go out for a drink at a bar
She's already there when I arrive
And she looks the part
Even more stunning than I remembered
Fuckin' drop dead gorgeous
Her arse is tight and her
Breasts are bloody enormous!
Hand in hand we walk over to the doorman
He's got a big shiny head
He looks like George Foreman
He lets her through and asks me for ID
I'm like, "What the hell
You talkin' 'bout man, i'm 19!"
I whip my driver's license out
And he lets me in
Then I trip over a step, how embarassin'
Charmaine witnesses it all but
Pretends not to see i feel like a fool
She just thinks it's sweet

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you, is way out of line
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you, is way out of line

The night goes a lot smoother than planned
Apart from the little hiccup at the start
It's all gone grand
Whenever guys try and chirp
She shows 'em the hand
Turns down every dance sayin' I'm her man
We get a cab back to my
Place where we get it on
I take off my shirt
She strips right down to the thong
I marvel at her body, voluptuous curves
She's a real woman, no doubt about it, her
Confidence is sky high
She's the one that's got
Me on my back she's sayin' baby
This is your night
I'm like alright, it's worth a go I s'pose
So we switch roles and she takes full control
She starts slow, grindin' me softly
Whilst kissin', yeah, she's doin' me properly
Just when I start thinkin' man
This girl's gotta be
From outta this world or somethin'
Because she's shockin' me
Never felt like this before
This was more than sex
Sex was som'n' that you had with skets
Somethin' the next day you regret
With a girl you wish you'd never met
Nuh uh, no way man, this had to be love
I couldn't believe I was sayin' it
But that's what it was
Like a leaf in the autumn, I had fallen
After that, nothin' else seemed important

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you, is way out of line
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you, is way out of line

One week and £20 phone credit later
I don't just wanna juice this girl
Now I wanna date her
She's got a great personality
And sense of humour next time we meet
It just can't come any sooner
We arrange to go out for a drink at a bar
She's already there when I arrive
And she looks the part
Even more stunning than I remembered
Fuckin' drop dead gorgeous
Her arse is tight and her
Breasts are bloody enormous!
Hand in hand we walk over to the doorman
He's got a big shiny head
He looks like George Foreman
He lets her through and asks me for ID
I'm like, "What the hell
You talkin' 'bout man, i'm 19!"
I whip my driver's license out
And he lets me in
Then I trip over a step, how embarassin'
Charmaine witnesses it all but
Pretends not to see i feel like a fool
She just thinks it's sweet

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you, is way out of line
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you, is way out of line
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you, is way out of line
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you, is way out of line

So now, it's time to hear my predicament
My catch 22 i love this girl but now I
Have to cut her loose
I was talkin' to one of my boys
The very next day
And I told him all about me and Charmaine
He looks at me in a very strange way
And asks me if De La Rosa is her surname
If she's mixed race and her eyes are green
I say, "yeah", he replies, "Blud
That girl's 14"