Plan B, Larrikin Love - Happy As Larry lyrics
[Plan B, Larrikin Love - Happy As Larry lyrics]
On September first 2003
I was softly touched by a warm summer breeze
There were blue tit's flocking and swerving
My accuracy, well it's quite unnerving
I stole into a burnt orange field
Which once was green but lost it's zeal
To prance and dance and sing around
Which is not condoned in the centre of town
And as I crunched those crispy leaves
I walked towards a shaded tree
To find a young girl lying there
Drifting off without a care
Her face was covered by a straw hat
Happy as Larry and all of that
Well I shouted out to wake her up
She was skipping school in the burning hot
And as I tried to get her to speak
I realised that the little
Girl was not asleep i moved her hat to find
That her face was grey
Her knickers wrapped around her ankles
It's not funny!
And as I tried to get her to speak
I realised that the little
Girl was not asleep i moved her hat to find
That her face was grey
Her knickers wrapped around her ankles
It's not funny!
There's a breah called Larry following
A girl called Annie
Walking down a dark alley that leads
To a park where Sally
A mate of Annie's who must be late
Said she'll meet her at the gate
But she ain't there and Annie's scared
Cause now she's aware that Larry's there
She don't wanna walk through
The park at night, but Larry's in the alley
And it's dark alright
So all she can do is go that way and
Hope that Larry is a girl or gay
Cause true-say she can't see who it is
If she could she'll be losing her shit
Running like nobody's business cause
Larry's little head
Is full of thoughts of sickness
And all he wants to do is grab little Annie
And screw the life out of her literally
He ain't evil he's the epitome, the epitome
And now he's closing in where the park
Bench stop and the trees begin
No conscience just a sleazy sin
Women don't slip so easily in
Children, Please beware!
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
Children, Please beware!
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
Annie ain't dreaming
He's grabbed her but Annie ain't screaming
Cause he's gagged her, wielding a knife
Saying he's gonna stab her
If she tries running away
She'll get a dagger
Straight through the heart
But this ain't love It's
Rape and murder straight, blud
Ain't dripping from his knife
That's not how he takes her life
Larry says, "Bitch get in touch with nature"
Fucking sick cunt laughs as he
Rapes her, rapes her, rapes her
Hands over mouth he suffocates her
Takes her life away takes her life away
Takes her life away takes her life away
And as I tried to get her to speak
I realised that the little
Girl was not asleep i moved her hat to find
That her face was grey
Her knickers wrapped around her ankles
It's not funny!
And as I tried to get her to speak
I realised that the little
Girl was not asleep i moved her hat to find
That her face was grey
Her knickers wrapped around her ankles
It's not funny!
There's a guy called Barry, looking for Larry
Walking down the same alley that leads
To the park where Annie
The daughter of Barry that
Was gagged and raped when she went to meet
Sally her so-called mate
Her so-called mate who said she'd wait
Said she'd meet her at the gate
But weren't there
And now Barry knows why Barry knows
Larry knows Sally cause Si
Short for Simon a policeman Barry knows from
Back when he was a fireman
Let it slip that Sally was the
Bitch that Larry used as bait
To find girls and become their mates and set
Them up to get fucked and raped
He said, "There'll be no justice if
We left it to the system
So if you want justice
Don't say a word my friend just listen
Larry's meeting Sally in the park at 8pm
When it gets dark
Take this gun and wear this mask
Ddo it right - make it fast"
Children, Please beware!
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
Children, Please beware!
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
Barry's waiting in the alley with
His gun and his balaclava
Thinking 'bout the way Larry took
Away Annie from her father
He wants to end this cunt's life
Teach him about karma
A bullet straight between the eyes
And one for his bitch after
Sally's there now he can see her waiting
There's a guy at the top of the road waving
At Sally, that's Larry it's blatant
Barry moves fast down the
Alley to the pavement
Two bullets to make their heads cave in
One each to teach them 'bout taking life
Yes life is God's for taking
But this body's godforsaken
I was softly touched by a warm summer breeze
There were blue tit's flocking and swerving
My accuracy, well it's quite unnerving
I stole into a burnt orange field
Which once was green but lost it's zeal
To prance and dance and sing around
Which is not condoned in the centre of town
And as I crunched those crispy leaves
I walked towards a shaded tree
To find a young girl lying there
Drifting off without a care
Her face was covered by a straw hat
Happy as Larry and all of that
Well I shouted out to wake her up
She was skipping school in the burning hot
And as I tried to get her to speak
I realised that the little
Girl was not asleep i moved her hat to find
That her face was grey
Her knickers wrapped around her ankles
It's not funny!
And as I tried to get her to speak
I realised that the little
Girl was not asleep i moved her hat to find
That her face was grey
Her knickers wrapped around her ankles
It's not funny!
There's a breah called Larry following
A girl called Annie
Walking down a dark alley that leads
To a park where Sally
A mate of Annie's who must be late
Said she'll meet her at the gate
But she ain't there and Annie's scared
Cause now she's aware that Larry's there
She don't wanna walk through
The park at night, but Larry's in the alley
And it's dark alright
So all she can do is go that way and
Hope that Larry is a girl or gay
Cause true-say she can't see who it is
If she could she'll be losing her shit
Running like nobody's business cause
Larry's little head
Is full of thoughts of sickness
And all he wants to do is grab little Annie
And screw the life out of her literally
He ain't evil he's the epitome, the epitome
And now he's closing in where the park
Bench stop and the trees begin
No conscience just a sleazy sin
Women don't slip so easily in
Children, Please beware!
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
Children, Please beware!
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
Annie ain't dreaming
He's grabbed her but Annie ain't screaming
Cause he's gagged her, wielding a knife
Saying he's gonna stab her
If she tries running away
She'll get a dagger
Straight through the heart
But this ain't love It's
Rape and murder straight, blud
Ain't dripping from his knife
That's not how he takes her life
Larry says, "Bitch get in touch with nature"
Fucking sick cunt laughs as he
Rapes her, rapes her, rapes her
Hands over mouth he suffocates her
Takes her life away takes her life away
Takes her life away takes her life away
And as I tried to get her to speak
I realised that the little
Girl was not asleep i moved her hat to find
That her face was grey
Her knickers wrapped around her ankles
It's not funny!
And as I tried to get her to speak
I realised that the little
Girl was not asleep i moved her hat to find
That her face was grey
Her knickers wrapped around her ankles
It's not funny!
There's a guy called Barry, looking for Larry
Walking down the same alley that leads
To the park where Annie
The daughter of Barry that
Was gagged and raped when she went to meet
Sally her so-called mate
Her so-called mate who said she'd wait
Said she'd meet her at the gate
But weren't there
And now Barry knows why Barry knows
Larry knows Sally cause Si
Short for Simon a policeman Barry knows from
Back when he was a fireman
Let it slip that Sally was the
Bitch that Larry used as bait
To find girls and become their mates and set
Them up to get fucked and raped
He said, "There'll be no justice if
We left it to the system
So if you want justice
Don't say a word my friend just listen
Larry's meeting Sally in the park at 8pm
When it gets dark
Take this gun and wear this mask
Ddo it right - make it fast"
Children, Please beware!
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
Children, Please beware!
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
'Happy as Larry' and all of that
Barry's waiting in the alley with
His gun and his balaclava
Thinking 'bout the way Larry took
Away Annie from her father
He wants to end this cunt's life
Teach him about karma
A bullet straight between the eyes
And one for his bitch after
Sally's there now he can see her waiting
There's a guy at the top of the road waving
At Sally, that's Larry it's blatant
Barry moves fast down the
Alley to the pavement
Two bullets to make their heads cave in
One each to teach them 'bout taking life
Yes life is God's for taking
But this body's godforsaken