POL1Z1STENS0HN a.k.a. Jan Böhmermann - Kapitel 1 - Heimatkunde lyrics

[POL1Z1STENS0HN a.k.a. Jan Böhmermann - Kapitel 1 - Heimatkunde lyrics]

Kapitel 1 - Heimatkunde
Deutschland, mit seinen aktuell
Gültigen Grenzen, liegt
Rechts von Frankreich, links
Von Polen und Tschechien
Oberhalb von Österreich und der Schweiz
Und direkt unter Dänemark es
Ist demnach komplett eingekesselt von
Anderen Ländern der
Gespaltene Vier-Völker-Staat –
Also Deutschland – bietet beeindruckende
Naturschauspiele und malerische Landschaften
Seine wichtigsten Ströme
Bestehen aus Öko, Atom und Braunkohle und
Heißen Elbe, Rhein, Donau, Ems, Weser
Oder und Neiße und entwässern
Schamlos ins offene Meer
Die von der DDR-Regierung
Ulbricht im sozialistischen
Baustil errichtete Mecklenburgische
Seenplatte gehört gar


Zu den größten Binnengewässern
Europas laut Atlas unterteilen dicke
Striche auf dem Boden
Deutschland in ungefähr sechzehn
Bundesländer zur
Besseren Kenntlichmachung der Ländergrenzen
Einigten sich die Landesparlamente 1990
Im Länderstaatsvertrag auf
Die Einführung von landeseigenen
Dialekten, landestypischen
Ministerpräsidenten, zum
Beispiel Peter Harry Carstensen
Klaus Wowereit, roland Koch und so
Weiter, und mindestens einen coolen
Werbeslogan pro Bundesland natur
Länder, Tierwelt – dieses Kapitel
Das Kapitel Heimatkunde
Bringt Ihnen unsere Heimat in
Ihrer ganzen Schönheit näher

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