POL1Z1STENS0HN a.k.a. Jan Böhmermann - Baby Got Laugengebäck lyrics

[POL1Z1STENS0HN a.k.a. Jan Böhmermann - Baby Got Laugengebäck lyrics]

-Leute, das geht so nicht
Weiter deutschland, unser Land
Steht doch für nichts mehr in der Welt
-Autos?-Nee, wir sind seit Volkswagen
Nicht mehr das Autoland
-No more Fahrvergnügen
-Rassismus! Nazi-Deutschland geht immer
-Nee, nee, rassismus ist nicht mehr unsere
Kernkompetenz deutsche begrüßen Ausländer
Am Bahnhof wir sind nicht mehr das Naziland
Wir brauchen ein USP -Ja, irgendwas
Was in der Welt für Deutschland steht
-Irgendwas, was jeder kennt
-'Ne deutsche Erfindung
-Ja! hmm, aber was könnte das sein?
Griff zu einem Teller voller Laugengebäck
-Ich glaub ich hab da 'ne Idee
L-a-u-g-e-n-g-e-b-ä-c-k!

Perfectly tanned, yet elegant
Juicy and crusty, incredibly lusty


Your salty skin, yeasty sin!
Fragrant and tender, I surrender!
I am obsessed with you and totally obedient
Who came up with your magical ingredients?
Are you the devil's delicious handiwork
Or created by some genius Pastry-Heisenberg?
(Oh, no) in 1477 you descended from heaven
Onto the griddle of your maker
Some medieval Swabian baker
You bathed yourself in lye - nobody knows why
Fluffy and warm: the Queen
Of pastries was born
A secret ancient German recipe
Mingling ordinary baking with chemistry
World's favourite alkaloidal snack!
All hail to thee - Laugengebäck!

Lalalalala, lalalalalala
Lalalalala, lalalalalala laugengebäck
Lalalalala, lalalalalala
L-a-u-g-e-n-g-e-b-ä-c-k!

I can't say no to alkalized dough
Smooth and greasy, kneading goes so easy
Drop it over night in sodium hydroxide
Sprinkled with salt
Lauge, that's what it's called!
Flour, water, salt, yeast, sugar
Lye and butter
Laugengebäck makes my heart go aflutter!
Dip your dough in my alkaline solution
Let's start an oven revolution!
Laugengebäck!

Lalalalala, lalalalalala
Lalalalala, lalalalalala laugengebäck
Lalalalala, lalalalalala
L-a-u-g-e-n-g-e-b-ä-c-k!

You come in so many different shapes
Pretzels rolls
Breadstick even Croissants
Can you imagine: Croissants made
Out of Pretzel dough coated in soda lye
I'm in Laugen heaven!

Baby got: Laugengebäck!
Don't Laugengebäck in anger!
Laugengebäck for good gebäck
Gebäck gebäck
Gebäck gebäck to where you once belonged
Laugengebäck

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