Porter Wagoner, Dolly Parton - Run That by Me One More Time lyrics

Run that by me one more time
To make sure that I heard you right
I hope you don't expect me
To believe that line
I might be crazy, but I ain't dumb
And I know a lie when I hear one
Would you run that by me one more time?

Well, you're late again, I see
What's your excuse this time?
Don't you try to kiss and make up
When you smell so strong from wine
Well, I'm not late, the clock is wrong
You need to wind Big Ben
Honey, that's not wine you smell
That's aftershave for men
Would you run that by me one more time?

Run that by me one more time
To make sure that I heard you right
I hope you don't expect me
To believe that line
I might be crazy, but I ain't dumb
And I know a lie when I hear one
Would you run that by me one more time?

What happened to the money
I gave you to pay the rent?
The rent is overdue
And we ain't got one red cent
I put it in the cookie jar
The day you brought it home
One day when I came back from town
I looked and I'll be dogged
If that money wasn't gone!
Would you run that by me one more time?

Run that by me one more time
To make sure that I heard you right
I hope you don't expect me
To believe that line
I might be crazy, but I ain't dumb
And I know a lie when I hear one
Would you run that by me one more time?

If you keep drinkin' that aftershave
It's gon' kill you if I'm lucky
You spent that money didn't you?
I didn't that i ought to box your jaws
Aw, you'd hit your mama 'fore you'd hit me
Would you run that by me one more time?
You just talk to hear your head rollin'
Run that by me one more time
I don't want on run that by you one more time
Shut your mouth
I don't have to, you ain't my father