Pretenders - Almost Perfect lyrics

Narcissistic anorexic so unstuck
But so pretty i love you
Vira lotta, very donkey
You’re the only truth in this city
Don’t ever change
Don’t change good champagne for some
Sad idiot and then complain
That’s good advice
But a lady who has two black eyes
Is not the best one to advise
She’s already been told twice

Don’t ever change (why oh why oh why oh)
Would you ever change (oh oh oh)
Please don’t ever change
You’re almost perfect you’re almost perfect
You’re almost perfect
Paranoiac drug addicted
Pornographically afflicted sleep with me
Two legs a cock a woman’s soul
Strange how this lady can control
Oooh show them to me
You can hardly say this woman only
Wants you for your money you who have not
Come inside my hive where bees
Are busy making honey oooh love is about

One two three one two three one two three
Half of half and half of half and
Half of half and half of that

Artistic repetitious people-phobically
Suspicious with an oversize schlong
Unemployable illegal you’re a whole
Film by Don Siegel oooh write me a song
Go away and blow away and fade
Away and the next day
You’re back in the line
If love is leaving everything
For homelessness and nothing
Ooh you’ll be just fine

Don’t ever change (why oh why oh why oh)
Would you ever change (the best part of Ohio)
Don’t ever change you’re almost perfect
You’re almost perfect you’re almost perfect