Primus - DMV lyrics

I've been to hell i spell it, I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows
Precisely what I mean stood there
And I've waited and choked back
The urge to scream and if I had my druthers
I'd screw a chimpanzee call it pointless

When I need relief, I spell it THC
Perhaps you may know, uh, vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away
Huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon
Myself a full lobotomy call it pointless
Pointless

Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man
To sail the seas of cheese
Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs
But there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats
Dentist chairs and trips to DMV
Call it pointless pointless

I've been to hell i spell it, I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows
Precisely what I mean
I've stood in line and waited
Near an hour and fifteen
And if I had my druthers
I'd screw that chimpanzee call it pointless
Pointless pointless