Primus - Groundhog's Day lyrics

When I woke up this morning I felt a pang
I was hungering for some apple pie
Stumble in the bathroom
Hung my hog a little bit
Washed the sleep out of my eye

Oh yeah, it's gonna be a fine day

Scratched myself a bit
Poured me out a bowl of Corn Chex
Closest thing I could find to apple pie
Lingering taste of toothpaste made the milk
Go down a bit funny
But, you know, them Chex they do satisfy

Oh yeah, this'll be a fine day

So, after my morning
Rise-n-shine and eat-n-clean
Had my mind set to hit them streets
Drizzle from the night left cold puddles out
Had my black stomp boots on my feet

It's my day it's my day, my day

Since I was in kneepants my pop
Had tried to make me realize
If I set my mind down to it I could
Be a big man in the public eye
So with my big blue collar on
I set out to find the easy way
What an ice cold bath it was when I
Found you had to pay to play
To taste the taste
It's a tease that never would subside
The taste is strong but soured
By my learned eyes
Well, if a woodchuck could chuck wood he'd
Get down on his knees to pray
This little snappy boy might see the
Light this ground hog's day