Primus - Hats Off lyrics
[Primus - Hats Off lyrics]
When I was born
The doc he held me by my ankles
Smacked my red behind they hosed me down
Wrapped me like a bean burrito
Then marked the date and time
Hats off
To the ones that string the beads together
And keep the ducks in line
Hats off to all the ones that stood before me
And taught a fool to rhyme
At thirteen, I made myself a motion picture
Out of lumps of clay at fourteen
I pulled some weeds and bought a four string
Taught myself to play at seventeen
I'd get naked with a beauty queen
At the Hot Tub Zone at nineteen
She was livin' hard and snortin' drugs
That decayed her bones
Hats off to the ones that put it all together
And keep their ducks in line
Hats off to all the ones that erred before me
And taught me how to survive
The doc he held me by my ankles
Smacked my red behind they hosed me down
Wrapped me like a bean burrito
Then marked the date and time
Hats off
To the ones that string the beads together
And keep the ducks in line
Hats off to all the ones that stood before me
And taught a fool to rhyme
At thirteen, I made myself a motion picture
Out of lumps of clay at fourteen
I pulled some weeds and bought a four string
Taught myself to play at seventeen
I'd get naked with a beauty queen
At the Hot Tub Zone at nineteen
She was livin' hard and snortin' drugs
That decayed her bones
Hats off to the ones that put it all together
And keep their ducks in line
Hats off to all the ones that erred before me
And taught me how to survive