Primus - Hennepin Crawler lyrics

Well you can ride the Hennepin crawler for a
Dollar and pedal it around the world
You can ride the Hennepin
Crawler for a dollar
Impress them steampunk girls
If you ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar
You'll feel that burn in your thigh
Cause when you ride the Hennepin
Crawler for a dollar
You get to touch that pie in the sky

He'll show you his greasy old
Pickle for a nickel, must say I'd rather not
He tried to show a girl
Off of Florence street
He's damn lucky he didn't get caught
Fell asleep one night with a lit cigarette as
He tried to drink away his pain
When a fireman doused his burnt-out shack
All they found was a greasy stain
(Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go)

Now you can ride the Hennepin crawler for
A dollar and pedal your cares away
You can ride the Hennepin
Crawler for a dollar
But you best be prepared to pay
Cause when you ride the Hennepin
Crawler for a dollar
There's no friends or cuttin' deals
If you ride the Hennepin crawler for a
Dollar your sweat's gonna grease them wheels
(Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go)

He tried to buy a lotta ore for a
Quarter way back in the olden days
He sold his soul for a donut hole
He couldn't muster the nerve to
Ask for a raise
She sold seashells and other things
Down by the old seashore
When she sold her song to a beer commercial
She looked like a filmin' whore

Now you can ride the Hennepin crawler for a
Dollar and pedal it around the world
You can ride the Hennepin
Crawler for a dollar
Impress them steampunk girls
If you ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar
You'll feel that burn in your thigh
Cause when you ride the Hennepin
Crawler for a dollar
You get to bite that pie in the sky

You get to bite that pie in the sky
You get to bite that pie in the sky
You get to bite that pie in the sky
You get to bite that pie in the sky
(Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go)

Hennepin, Hennepin crawler
Hennepin, Hennepin crawler
Hennepin, Hennepin crawler
You can ride the Hennepin
Crawler for a dollar