Primus - My Name Is Mud lyrics

My name is Mud my name is Mud

Not to be confused with Billy, Jack
Pete or Dennis
My name is mud, it's always been
'Cause, I'm the most boring
Sonsabitch you've ever seen
I dress in blue, yes, navy blue
From head to toe I'm rather
Drab except my patent shoes
I make 'em shine, well most the time
'Cept today my feet were trodden on
By this friend of mine
Six foot two and rude as hell
I got to get him in the
Ground before he starts to smell

My name is Mud my name is Mud

My name is Mud
But call me Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie
That's long for Mud, so I've been told
Told that by this sonsabitch
That lies before me bloated, blue and cold
I've got my pride, I drink my wine
I'd drink only the finest
'Cept I haven't earned a
Dime in several months or were it years?
The breath on that fat bastard could
Bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium
With an aluminum baseball bat my name is Mud
My name is Mud m-M-M-M-M-Mud
My name is Mud

Where you goin', city boy?