Primus - Nature Boy lyrics

I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off
Dance around the house like nature boy
My genitalia and pectoral muscles
Aren't quite what i would like them to be
But, you don't see me no one can see me

I pull the blinds
Fill out my income tax form
Pen in hand, I write so legibly
I have my kitty his name
Is Aloysius i stroke him
Stroke, stroke him, stroke him, stroke him
Stroke him, stroke him, stroke him
But, you don't see me no one should see me
I pull the blinds
For the sun glares off my tele
I find it quite so irritating
I have my videos - loads of Ren & Stimpy
Bottom, a bit of pornography
But, you don't see me no one should see me

O-o-o-oooo, ooooooo
Well, I've been known to tell a
Tale in two, and three, and four
And I've been persecuted since I
Sailed in through the door
And I've been known to sing a
Song in three, and four, and five
And I've been getting my ass chewed
Since the day I arrived here
O-o-o-oooo, ooooooo, oooooooo
But, you can't see no one can see me

I pull the blinds