Primus - Poetry And Prose lyrics

I ain't one for poetry, ain't one for prose
Ain't one for the scent of a springtime rose
But there is one fact that I do know
I sure get a kick out of
That Beavis and Butt head show

Other day I turn my TV on
What is it I do see?
Two crazy-ass cartoon sons-a'-bitches staring
On back at me said, "What the hell's this"
And Lar said, "Boy, don't you know?"
The whole world's gone crazy over that
There Beavis and Butt head show

Talk about couch fishing
Now I could go for that
I could go for frog baseball
But I'm inclined to use a cat!
On comedy, I'm a Stooges man i like Larry
Curly and Moe
But now and then I get a chuckle
Watchin' the Beavis and Butt head show
Stone Temple Pearlvana Chains
Now there's a helluva band
They got that original sound that's
Been sweepin' across the land
They ain't no ZZ Top though
Now that's the band for me
If I had my way MTV'd play just them and AC
DC

I ain't nothing special
I'm your average kinda man
I like a frosted barley pop and
I drink 'em outta the can!
I don't give a rat's ass about poetry
And not a damn about prose
I sure do get a kick outta
Them Beavis and Butt head shows

Butt head: "Hey, Beavis" beavis: "What?"
Butt head: "I was just like, uh
Thinking and stuff it was pretty cool"
Beavis: "yeah, I'm gonna try that"
Butt head: "TV is cool"
Beavis: "yeah, yeah, TV rules it rules! yeah"
Butt head: "Hey Beavis i heard that
Pretty soon, they're gonna have, like
500 channels that's gonna be cool"
Beavis: "Really? That would be cool"
Butt head: "You know what would be
Really cool, though? If like
One of the channels didn't suck"
Beavis: "yeah, but, like, if one
Of them didn't suck
Then why would you need the other, um
Three hundred and twenty-seven?"
Butt head: "Because, you know all those
TV shows that suck? It's like
You hafta put 'em somewhere! You can't
Put 'em on the cool channel!" beavis: "yeah
Yeah! They should call it
'The Cool Channel'!"