Primus - Professor Nutbutter's House of Treats lyrics

C'mon, kiddies, gather round
Who's your foremost friend in town?
From Main to Maple the name resounds
Professor Nutbutter
He's the one, the humble one
The Barkley County prodigal son
Here to serve only you professor Nutbutter

At old Nutbutter's house of treats
From jellied jams to sacks of sweets
There's creamy and nutatious spreads for all
Chemist, master of entomology the professor
For a modest fee will cure what ails you
Guaranteed Professor Nutbutter

It's alright to fear the worm

C'mon, kiddies, don't be shy
Be youthful 'till the day you die
The man, the myth, the magic of
Professor Nutbutter
He's the one, the only one
The Meeklyville prodigal son
Here to help us with ourselves
Professor Nutbutter

It's alright to fear the worm
(It's-it's okay to f to fear the worm
I myself have no, uh, problems with the worm
Not all it's properties are going to be, uh
Appreciated by the human body it'self
Though in certain situations, I would
Fear what-what, uh, ramifications, um
Could occur fear the
Uhfear the temptation of the worm is probably
More appropriate for this particular scenario
The, umit's-it depends on what
You want, I suppose
It really depends on what you want)