Prodigy of Mobb Deep - Warning: I Don’t Fuck With Prison Surprise (Excerpt From Commissary Kitchen) lyrics

When I first got to Rikers Island, I met
This one dude i forget his name
But he was a little Guyanese kid
He knew one of my mans on the street, and was
Like, "Yo I know so-and-so!" And
I was like, "Aight, wassup"

So he was cooking and he was like
"I want to show you how to make
This shit" He was right about
It being "shit" It’s called Prison
Surprise in most prisons, and
Inmates modify it however they want
So I tried it
And it tasted like shit then I
Went to lay down and go
To sleep hours later all of a
Sudden I was feeling nauseous

I was like, why am I feeling so fucked up? I
Started sweating, like I was sweating
Bullets! I’m like yo, what the fuck? Why I’m
Sweating like this? Then
I just started throwing up i ain’t know
What was wrong with me
But I figured something must have been in
That food I just ate i
Caught the ill food poisoning
Or something real quick
Yo so I threw up like three times
And then they took me to
The infirmary and just gave
Me an IV that was my first day there!

At that point, I was like
I’m never eating somebody’s creation
Ever again don’t
Make me nothing a lot of people
Fuck with prison surprise i’m not
One of those people but
If you wanna be stupid enough to try it
I have the recipe for you

P’s Don’t Try this At Home
Prison Surprise • Ramen noodles
• Doritos (you could also substitute with
Cheez-Its or sliced cheese)
• Jack Mack (tuna works fine too)
• Hot sauce

Open the can of Jack Mack
And rinse the fish off gently take a bowl
Of water and microwave it for a
Minute or until it boils throw in Ramen
Noodles and stir it grab the chips
And crush them up until they’re
A fine powder and
Mix them in with cooked Ramen noodles it’ll
Make like a cheese sauce throw in the Jack
Mack, and then you eat it good luck, yo
From commissary kitchen: my infamous prison
Cookbook published by Infamous Books