Quadeca - Kaká vs Iniesta FIFA 16 Rap Battle lyrics
[Quadeca - Kaká vs Iniesta FIFA 16 Rap Battle lyrics]
Beats, on the beat
Iniesta with the man of the match
Sit back and relax for my plan of attack
I'm the best in Spain, got
My land on my back
Scored a World Cup winner while
You stand in the cracks
Your name's Kaká, know what that means in
Spanish? Shit, that's what you are
Ain't no need to panic
Always been on the top of
The mids and in Team of the Year for the
Last five seasons standing
Opposition fear how I pass
I'm the best midfielder
It is clear from my stats
My 92 card is from this week's euros
Your card's from a couple years in the past
Led Barcelona and Spain to victory
Orlando City? Really? Are you kidding me?
Every game I play goes down in history
I'm chilling in the hall of fame
You'll never get to visit me uh
My name is Kaká, I'm about to score (Ayy)
Tell me, who's the one with the Ballon d'Or?
(Ah)
I don't even know what we're battling for
That was just a taste, time to have some more
I'm a legend, even EA said it
You were 82 when I was 87
If we take it back, well, I was perfection
I won all awards and I was never second
Been in three TOTYs, it ain't that
Special, you're soft like feathers
And I'm hard like metal
I've scored over two times more than you
You just pass it and pass it
We're bored of you uh
On the UEFA Ultimate Team of the Year
You were a substitute
I was in the starting eleven
But you think that I should
Look up to you? Nah
I can't look up to people who below me
You can't come up to my surface
You are so weak, I got more trophies
And I assist more than customer service
I came up with a purpose:
To win euros and cups, and I earned it
Congrats on your Copa América- how 'bout you
Win a World Cup while you're working?
I stay merking, you ain't got
The passion that I do
That I use to win shit
You ain't got the skill
You playing on Brazil
But somehow you remaining winless
I ain't winless- look at this long
List of awards that I win, bitch
Including some for being Best
Player of the Year
But that's none of my business
I guess you got second and third, oh, boohoo
Guess you'll never be the best in the world
You got 99 vision, but you can't seem to see
That you're getting absurd
I can see that you're getting concerned
Pépé scored more than you in the season
Your goal count seems to go
With your hairline- uh, it's receding
Decreasing, I see you retreating
Twenty-five mill' followers, retweeting
After this battle, you gon' be like Hillary
Clinton's emails- deleted
So next time you rap at me
Just know that this is reality
So even though you be
Getting assists with Messi
Just know that you never will be passing me
Actually, don't come up to Kaká, please
Don't you know I'm the shit? I'm the Kaká
G i have to be the best, don't come after
Me, I'll be chilling happily ever after
See? That's it, ah!
Iniesta with the man of the match
Sit back and relax for my plan of attack
I'm the best in Spain, got
My land on my back
Scored a World Cup winner while
You stand in the cracks
Your name's Kaká, know what that means in
Spanish? Shit, that's what you are
Ain't no need to panic
Always been on the top of
The mids and in Team of the Year for the
Last five seasons standing
Opposition fear how I pass
I'm the best midfielder
It is clear from my stats
My 92 card is from this week's euros
Your card's from a couple years in the past
Led Barcelona and Spain to victory
Orlando City? Really? Are you kidding me?
Every game I play goes down in history
I'm chilling in the hall of fame
You'll never get to visit me uh
My name is Kaká, I'm about to score (Ayy)
Tell me, who's the one with the Ballon d'Or?
(Ah)
I don't even know what we're battling for
That was just a taste, time to have some more
I'm a legend, even EA said it
You were 82 when I was 87
If we take it back, well, I was perfection
I won all awards and I was never second
Been in three TOTYs, it ain't that
Special, you're soft like feathers
And I'm hard like metal
I've scored over two times more than you
You just pass it and pass it
We're bored of you uh
On the UEFA Ultimate Team of the Year
You were a substitute
I was in the starting eleven
But you think that I should
Look up to you? Nah
I can't look up to people who below me
You can't come up to my surface
You are so weak, I got more trophies
And I assist more than customer service
I came up with a purpose:
To win euros and cups, and I earned it
Congrats on your Copa América- how 'bout you
Win a World Cup while you're working?
I stay merking, you ain't got
The passion that I do
That I use to win shit
You ain't got the skill
You playing on Brazil
But somehow you remaining winless
I ain't winless- look at this long
List of awards that I win, bitch
Including some for being Best
Player of the Year
But that's none of my business
I guess you got second and third, oh, boohoo
Guess you'll never be the best in the world
You got 99 vision, but you can't seem to see
That you're getting absurd
I can see that you're getting concerned
Pépé scored more than you in the season
Your goal count seems to go
With your hairline- uh, it's receding
Decreasing, I see you retreating
Twenty-five mill' followers, retweeting
After this battle, you gon' be like Hillary
Clinton's emails- deleted
So next time you rap at me
Just know that this is reality
So even though you be
Getting assists with Messi
Just know that you never will be passing me
Actually, don't come up to Kaká, please
Don't you know I'm the shit? I'm the Kaká
G i have to be the best, don't come after
Me, I'll be chilling happily ever after
See? That's it, ah!