RADWIMPS - Jikkyouchuukei (実況中継) 歌詞 (lyrics)

Iyoiyo hajimarimashita hipparimashita omatase itashimashita
Damashi damashi de aratamemashite jikoshoukai kara hajimesasete itadakimasu
Mazu kaisetsu desu omukae suru no wa sou kami-sama desu
Otoshi, kotoshi ni-sen-juu-issai issaigassai no kono sekai o tsukuri ageta dai senpai
Shiteyattari kao no banbanzai gokurou-sama desu gochisou-sama desu jikkyou wa watakushi hotoke-sama desu

Kyou ookuri suru jinsei gemu wa Ajia no shimaguni, Nippon desu
Itsumo no you ni norinori de otodoke shitai to omotte orimasu
Mazu wa jikkuri mite ikimashou ka karera no ikizama ga don'na mon ka
Itta sobakara doumo okashina koto ga okotteru you da na douyara

O'tto kare wa ima masani kubi tsurou to sageta himo o te ni
Furueru te ni wa naniyara mayoi ga ukagae domo mou ato nya hikenu ka

Soko san Kame-san kare no naka ni, gao ni yotte tte yo motto itte
Shinpakusuu de koe mo kakikesare sou desu ga mimi sumashite miyou ne

「Mou muri, fuka, ina kon'na basho ni ichi-byou datte irareru wakenai
Ima hitsuyou na no wa sanso jyanai koko ni nai kono yo no doko ni mo nai

Shindara make shiruka damare imasara katsu ki nado aru ka yo boke
Shinu yuuki ga arun nara dooto ka kooto ka

Mou kowai mon nado nai ndatte dakara nandatte dekiru
Nandatte son'na uso bakka ie nda?
Kara katten naraba wakatta kara sa
Hito wa zubuzubu ni jibun ni muchou

Iyan'natte bakari ganbatte satori
Funbatte mita toko de mata hitori de
Inotte mitari mo omotteru yori...」

Koko de onsei ga togiremashita

Wareware wa karera no haruka joukuu no kanata tenkuu no sarani jikuu no saki no
Ginga no netto ura ni jikkyou seki mouketemasu yueni

Kyou mo takami no kenbutsu to saa sa mina de mairimasho
Kon'na hoshi ni umi otosare nakatta koto o mina de yorokobimasho

Araara honto yadayada tende bakabaka mou dameda korya
Tsuini kita no ne koko made karera wa hyakuman-nen no tsukihi
Kieru koto no nai obutsu tairyou no shiyouzumi haikibutsu tsumari wa tairyou-hakai-heiki-butsu
O kaku mo iyashiku mo umi tsudzuke shitari gao manzoku ge

Kikei, kibyou mizukara no koto iedomo imikirau hodo no
Wagako no koware you garakuta no you saa doko kara kiri otoshite ageyou

Mou kami-sama kokoira de hitokoto matomete itadaite
「shinanai-teido ni kashikokute ikinobirenu teido ni baka na」 bokura

Nandatte koto nara wakatteru nda
Demo nantekotta uso bakka nanda
Kara katten'naraba wakatta kara sa
Hito wa zubuzubu ni jibun ni muchuu

Iyan'natte bakari ganbatte satori
Funbatte mite mo itsu datte hitori de
Inotte mitari mo omotteru yori hito wa bukubuku ni 「boku」 ni muchuu

Kako nisen-nen choi ni watatte ookuri shite kita jinsei gemu desu ga
Mattaku shinpo ga mite toremasen mou aita kuchi ga fusagarimasen

Konkai mo shippaisaku tte koto de hitodanraku
Datte shikata ga nai itashikata ga nai naoshikata ga nai hanashitaku mo nai

Hora mata hitori hiza o tsuki warera ni mukatte hisshi no inori
「kami-sama, kami-sama, hotoke-sama dou ka kono negai o kanae kudasai」

Kami 「dou shiyou」
Hotoke 「chotto matte yo」
Kami 「kanae chaou」
Hotoke 「dakara mate tte」

Kami 「nanda yo kuchi o hasamu na yo kankei nee daro」
Hotoke 「kankei a nda yo」
Kami 「nandato? Kami-sama douka onegai tte itten daro ga」
Hotoke 「hotoke-sama tomo itten daro ga」

Kami 「i-kkai daro ore wa ni-kai da zo」
Hotoke 「kaisuu jyanee yo」
Kami 「nanda yo taipu ka? Ano ko ga」

Hotoke 「urusee yan no ka」
Kami 「yattaru yo waga shinja-tachi yo deaee deaee」
Waga chikara koko ni misetsuke tamae」
Hotoke 「bosatsu no ikari o kuraee kuraee」

Machigatteru ndatte wakatteru nda
Demo nantekotta uso bakka nanda
Kara katten'naraba wakatta kara sa
Hito wa zubuzubu ni jibun ni muchuu

Iyan'natte bakari ganbatte satori
Funbatte mita toko de mata hitori de
Inotte mitari mo omotteru yori
Hito wa bukubuku ni 「boku」 ni muchuu

Live coverage, we're on the air, thanks for waiting guys
Are we on? Yea yea we are Hello again
I wanna start by introducing my fellow commentator, Mr. God
At age 2011, he's the world creator, a great mentor
A smug look Hail yeah! Thanks for everything You fed us well
Oh I almost forgot, I am yours truly, Budda

Today in our Game of Life, we feature an island in Asia, Japan
Don't miss it cause we are really excited
Let's start by taking a good look at how these fellas live down there
Oh wait, something weird is happening…

Oh my! With a rope in his hand he was about to hang himself
But isn't he shaking? Is he feeling unsure? Isn't it too late?

OK, Camera 3, get up close to his face
His heartbeat is up, can barely hear but listen to what he has to say

"I can't stand it, can't no more, not for a second
What I need is not oxygen, it's not here, not anywhere

You die you lose, so what? shut up, don't care to win, you asshole
Don't talk about the courage to die, blah-blah-blah

Nothing scares me now, I'm almighty
Why talk all that shit?
If you wanna tease me you've made your point
People just love themselves from head to toe

I hate myself again, I try hard to see
Hanging on, I'm alone again
I prayed but it was more than I thought…"

Sorry, we just lost our audio

Our commentary booth is behind the galaxy net
High above their head beyond the sky beyond the space and time
Sit back and enjoy, we're so much higher than where they are
Let's be thankful that their planet isn't ours

My my, oh no, holy moly
Look how far they've come, a million years of dumbness
Producing massive spent fuel waste, piles of dirt
Weapons of mass destruction, nuclear to say the least
Deforms and facsinoma, you can't help but hate even your own child
What a freak, my boy, like garbage, where shall I begin cutting off?

Mr. God, would you give us a word?
To us who's "smart enough to not die but dumb enough to not survive"

We know who we are
Why talk all that shit?
If you wanna tease me you've made your point
People just love themselves from head to toe

I hate myself again, I try hard to see
Hanging on, I'm alone again
I prayed but it was more than I thought
People just love "ME" like obesity

We've watched this Game of Life over the last two thousand years
Can't believe there's no sign of progress

Another flop, my friend, I'll call it a wrap
There's no choice, helpless, incurable, not worth talking

Oh look! There's someone in her knees praying like hell
"Oh please Mr. God, Mr. God, Mr. Buddha. Please make my wish come true"

God "So what will we do?"
Bud "Wait"
God "Let's make it happen"
Bud "Wait, I said"

God "Stay out of it. It's none of your business"
Bud "It is my business"
God "Why? She said Oh please Mr. God"
Bud "She said Mr. Buddha, too. Didn't you hear?"

God "Just once. I was called twice"
Bud "Nonsense"
God "I see. She's your type, right?"

Bud "F—k off! You wanna do it?"
God "Hell yeah! Come, all my followers! Come and meet! Let them see the power of God!"
Bud "Eat this! The rage of Buddha!"

We know it's all wrong
Why talk all that shit?
If you wanna tease me you've made your point
People just love themselves from head to toe

I hate myself again, I try hard to see
Hanging on, I'm alone again
I prayed but it was more than I thought
People just love "ME" like obesity