[RADWIMPS - Oshakashama おしゃかしゃま 歌詞 lyrics]
カラスが増えたから殺します
さらに猿が増えたから減らします
でもパンダは減ったから増やします
けど人類は増えても増やします
僕らはいつでも神様に
願って拝んでても いつしか
そうさ僕ら人類が 神様に
気付いたらなってたの 何様なのさ
僕が見たことないんだ
あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
さらに話で聞いてる神様
はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
偶然の一致か 運命の合致
はたまた 自分勝手スケッチ
あっち こっちそっちってどっち
一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
来世があったって 仮に無くたって
だから何だって言うんだ
生まれ変わったって 変わらなくたって
んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
人はいつだって 全て好き勝手
なんとかって言った連鎖の
上に立ったって なおもてっぺんが
あるんだって言い張んだよ
もしもこの僕が神様ならば
全てを決めてもいいなら
７日間で世界を作るような
真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
またキチッとした計画を立てて
だってせって急いで競いで
焦ってせーで入って作って出して
増やして出して 出したら増やして
なして どうしてって何でかって
けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
だってバカなんだって
人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
分かってるって
だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
だってだってなんでったって
馬鹿は死なないと治らない
なら考えたって仕方がない
さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
でも待って じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
さぁ無茶しよう そんで苦茶しよう
二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
さぁ有耶しよう そんで無耶しよう
二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
だからなんだって ダメになったって
先があんだって言うんだ
なぜになんだって ポイしちゃっといて
次はなんだって言うんだ
だがしかしbut けれけれどyet
何をどうやっていいんだ
何を言ったって 何をやったって
ダメだダメだって言うんだ
ならば どうすればいい？
どこに向かえばいい
いてもいなくなっても
いけないならば どこに
来世があったって仮に無くたって
だから何だって言うんだ
生まれ変わったって 変わらなくたって
んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
天国行ったって 地獄だったって
だからなんだって言うんだ
上じゃなくたって 下じゃなくたって
横にだって道はあんだ
Karasu ga fuetakara koroshimasu
Sarani saru ga fuetakara herashimasu
Demo panda wa hetta kara fuyashimasu
Kedo jinrui wa fuetemo fuyashimasu
Bokura wa itsudemo kamisama ni
Negatte ogandetemo itsushika
Sousa bokura jinrui ga kamisama ni
Kizuitara nattetano nanisama nanosa
Boku ga mita kotonainda
Achira kochira no kaiga de mirunda
Sarani hanashi de kiiteru kamisama wa
Doremo koremo hito no katachi nanda
Guuzen no icchika, unmei no gacchi
Hatamata jibun katte sukecchi
Acchi kocchi socchitte docchi
Ittai dounatterun Da Vinci
Raise ga attatte karini nakutatte
Dakara nandatte iunda
Umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte nna
Kotaa doudatte iinda
Hito wa itsu datte subete sukikatte
Nantokatte itta rensa no
Ue ni tattatte naomoteppenga
Arundatte iihanda yo
Moshimo kono boku ga kamisama naraba
Subete o kimetemo iinara
Nanokakan de sekai o tsukuru youna
Mane wa kitto boku wa shinai darou
Kitto motto chanto jikan o kakete
Mata kichitto shita keikaku o tatete
Datte setteisoide kisoide
Asettese-de haitte tsukuttedashite
Fuyashite herashite herashitara fuyashite
Nashite doushitette nandedatta
Kedo dashitafurishite wakatterukuseshite
Hanasihte kikashite nande nande?
Datte baka nandatte
Jinrui nante sorya sounandatte
Wakatterutte
Dakara ichi-ni-san de monjaebaiinda
Dattedattenandettatte
Baka wa shinanai to naoranai
Nara kangaetatte shikata ganai
Saa raise no oiran ni kitaidai
Demo matte jaa gense ha dou sundai?
Saa mucha shiyou sonde kucha shiyou
Futatsu awasatte mechakucha ni shiyou
Saa uya shiyou sonde muya shiyou
Futatsu awasatte uyamuya shiyou
Dakara nandatte dame ni nattatte
Saki ga andatte iunda
Naze ni nandatte koi shichattoite
Tsugi wa nandatte iunda
Daga shikashi but kerekeredo yet
Nani wo douyatte iinda
Nani wo ittatte nani wo yattatte
Dameda dameda tteiunda
Naraba dousureba ii?
Dokoni mukaeba ii
Itemo inakunattemo
Ikenainaraba dokoni
Raise ga attatte karini nakutatte
Dakara nandatte iunda
Umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
Nnakotaa doudatte iinda
Tengoku ittatte jigoku dattatte
Dakara nandatte iunda
Ue janaku tatte shita janakutatte
Yoko ni datte michi ha anda
We'll kill some crows since there are too much of them
We'll get rid of some monkeys since there are too much of them
We'll raise more pandas since there are few of them
But we'll raise more mankind yet while there are too much of them
While we've always been offering prayers and singing praises to God
We've noticed that we mankind have turned into God without knowing
That's right, who do we think we are?
I've never seen the real thing
But I've seen them in arts that are here and there
Furthermore, God that I've heard in stories always
Holds a shape of a human
Is it a coincidence?
Fate that has coincided?
Perhaps just a selfish sketch?
It's here and there
Where do you mean by 'there'?
What on earth did you mean, Da Vinci?
If an afterlife exists? Or if it supposedly doesn't?
What about it?
If we are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
Who cares?
Mankind are always egotistic about anything
They insist that there are still more beyond
Even while we stand on top of the chain of...whatever it's called
If I am to become God
And am able to decide everything
I would certainly not do such a thing as making the world within seven days
I would definitely spend more time
And would make a proper plan
Because look, since it was made in such a hurry and rush
It's been cut and pasted, formed and ruined
Brought forth and brought down
Brought down then brought forth
You ask, why?
Why is it so? What is it for?
You pretend to hold a question mark
While you actually already know
"Please tell me, let me know. Why is it so? Why is it so?"
I'm telling you, it's because mankind are foolish
Of course they are, we all are aware of that
So they should just perish by a count of 1,2,3
Cuz I'm telling you
Mankind are born foolish, and they are to die foolish
Then it's just pointless to use our mind
Well, let's just look forward to ourselves in the next world
Hey wait, what about ourselves in this world
Come, let's be reckless! And then thoughtless!
Combine them together and let's make a mess!
Come, here's a veil, and here's a mask
Wear them both and let's turn everything obscure
You ask, what's wrong with all that?
There always is a path waiting ahead even after things get ruined
You ask, what's next?
While you were the one who threw them away from doubtfulness
But, although, however
Yet, still, besides
How should we do what?
Whatever we say, whatever we do, they say that they're all no good
Then what should we do?
Where should we go?
We're unable to get there, regardless of our existence here
So then, where should we go...?
If an afterlife exists? Or if it supposedly doesn't?
What about it?
If we are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
Who cares?
If we might go to heaven? Or if by any chance to hell?
So what?
The path could be by our side, even if it might not be above or beneath us