RADWIMPS - PAPARAZZI ~*Kono Monogatari wa Fiction Desu~ (PAPARAZZI～＊この物語はフィクションです～) 歌詞 (lyrics)

Nee nee wo otou-san, otou-san kondo no kokugo no shukudai de
"Otou-san no oshigoto" tte kadai de ashita made ni sakubun kaku no
Minna no mae de happyou mo shinakyade honto ni iya dakedo ganbaru yo
Sensei mo minna no otou-san no jiman otanoshimi ni shiteru tte

Sou ka, ii kai? otou-san no shigoto wa futsuu to wa chotto chigau
Ookina imi de wa yo no naka no hito ni goraku wo teikyou shiterun da
Yakusha-san, myuujishan, supoutsu senshu ya chomeijin
Ie no mae da to ka shigotoba demo donna tokoro datte haritsuite
Sono hito no hibi no kanshi wo suru sou iu shigoto wo shiterun da
Soshite nanika warusa wo shitari omoshiroi koto ga okottari suru to
Sore wo sukasazu kiji ni kaite seken no minna ni shiraserun da
Tairyoku mo konki mo nakya ikenai totemo taihen na shigoto nan da

Nani hozake tousatsu, touchou, bikou, harikomi
Suki na dake yaritai houdai tenchuu kudashita tsumori ka ne
Shite yattari kao ga miemie de
Kimochi ga ne dou ni mo kou ni mo warui

Antara wa dore dake rippa na jinsei nan da?
Dono tsura sagete nna koto shiten da
Rinri ni han shita antara ga
Nani "furin da, fujun da" itten da

Kokka kenryoku nya hekoheko shimasu yowai mono ijime ga ita ni tsukimasu
Anta no kodomo no koro no yume wa masaka sore janakatta yo naa

Shiritaku mo nee hitsuyou mo nee tada hokori motte sore shiten nara nee
Dokadoka fumikonde kuru wari ni sa kosokoso nigetari sunna ya anta
Hikyou wo e ni kaita anta no kotoba usuppera sugite kanashiku nansa

"Kimi no na wa." no daihitto ga okoru to sukasazu dete kuru gesu na yatsu
Pottode de detekita wake janee kochitora mejaa de juuyonen
Konna kawarimono no ore no ongaku wo matte kureteru fantachi to
Kizuna wo hitotsuzutsu tsukuriage maido ariina tsuaa yatten da, baka ga

Sore ga nan da? ore no toko nara hyappo yuzutta to shitemo
Jikka no oya no ie ni hebaritsuite doudou chokugeki shite kita na
"Musuko-san, kusetsu juunen seikou shite yokatta desu ne
Oyagosan to shite dou desu ka" anta no oya ni mo kiitaro ka
Yokatta desu ne, musuko-san buji rippa ni ookiku sodatarete
Asa kara kuruma no naka de ippan shimin no ie no mae harikonde
Iyagaru no wo muriyari hanashi kiite kyoka mo torazu ni shashin totte
Zasshi ni nosete kaseida kane de kyou mo ikiteru musuko-san ni

Hitokoto, nan ka arimasu ka? nai desu ka nai wake nai desu yo ne
Nakutemo kiite kuru no ga musuko-san shiboridashite demo itte goran

Otou-san sugoi ne otou-san ga inai to komaru hitotachi ippai iru ne
Yappa kakko ii na otou-san itsu made mo boku no jiman da yo

Demo ii kai, naka ni wa tou-san no kono shigoto wo baka ni shitari
Keibetsu shitari suru yatsu mo irun da dakedo tou-san wa makenai yo
Tou-san wa mune wo hatte ikiteru motomerareru kara yatteiru
Tou-san no shigoto wo tanoshimi ni shiteru hito no tame ni ganbaru yo

Hai hai, jibun no shigoto ni jishin wo motteiru no wa kekkou desu
Doudou to kyou mo mune wo hatte ikitete nani yori desu
Jaa bikou ga barete kamera mukeraretemo doudou to nigezu kotaero ya
Kappuru no furi de tonari suwatte sutoukaabari ni nusumigiku na

Ningen fushin jouhou fushin atama ga okashiku narikaketa
Sore demo sa, warau no ka? antara nya nanimo tsutawaran ka
Aotte houjiru terebi ga warii kozotte kuitsuku seken ga warii
"Motomerareru kara yatteiru"? sugoi ne kamisama mitai da ne

Anta no wazuka na wo manma no tane ni seken no wazuka na goraku no tame ni
Massatsu sareta hitobito wa sore demo ikite ikun dakara

Ore wa yarubeki koto wo yatteiru
Kimi wa hazubeki koto wo yatteiru

Hazukashikunai to iu no nara kakurezu nusumazu ikitero ya
Me wo mite hanashi ga dekinakute nani ga doudou to ikiteru da

Otou-san kaita yo, ganbatta yo ashita no happyou tanoshimi da
Minna no mae de mune wo hatte ookina koe de yonde kuru ne

Arigato na honto ni na omae wa hokoreru musuko da na
Sou da, ashita no koto dakedo shibaraku yasumi mo nakatta shi
Issho ni asonde yarenakatta kara kazoku ryokou ni demo ikou ka
Dakara gakkou wa yasunde ii zo senseitachi ni wa naisho de na