Randy Houser - Lie lyrics

Well, I've been swinging through
These swinging doors for
Aww, going on probably about 9 years now
Maybe even 10 and
I watch old Joe at the end of
The bar with another hot woman on
His one good arm and they walk
Out for a while and he
Comes back in smiling, again
So I finally had to ask old Joe
"Man, what's your secret to success
Your power of persuasion
Over the opposite sex"
And he says, "Son, well, honestly
It's pretty simple" He said
"I just kinda walk up and buy her
Drink and open up my mouth and Lie
I tell her I'm a movie star
I just flew into town to buy this bar
I'm Only here tonight, that's right
I gotta go, yeah
We're filming on location down in Mexico
Would you believe that I got
The leading role? That's right, honey
I beat out a lot of
Folks that you'd probably know"

Oh, a man has got to do what a
Man's gotta do anything it takes to make
Her think you're cool
Ah, you got nothing to lose, so go on and try
Just walk
Right up and smile and look
Her dead in the eye and lie
That's right lie

So I tried and tried a couple weekends and
It
Was like strike 1, strike 2, strike out again
But, I narrowed it down, and
I scratched it out, and I came up with
Something that without a doubt I knew
I was gonna make old Joe proud
And I go up and I'd say
Hi Honey, whatcha doing for the
Rest of your life
I've been waiting such a long, long time
And you know what honey?
Meeting you here, man, it just
Really feels like fate oh, I
I bet you didn't see me as a marrying type
Let's take it slow I don't just want one
Night, oh no darling
If you're looking for that you might
As well look somewhere else
Well, because I'm just not that kind of guy
And Kids, oh I love kids
Dogs, in laws, and a piece of land
Dirty diapers in my mini van
Aw man, I can hardly wait