Ray Stevens - Game Show Love lyrics

I had lost the 'Family Feud' in the 'Newlywed
Game' and my 'Concentration'
Was in 'Jeopardy'
Love's 'Wheel of Fortune' was causing me pain
I had struck out behind doors one, two
And three
You said sign in please, in the 'Dating Game'
I was bachelor number one
I thought your love was real
You said come on down
You just won a brand new start
You said the secret word and I
Said 'Let's Make a Deal'

Oh, but love was just a game to you
The survey says it's true and
Who can name that song?
Would the real you please
Stand up 'cause I have had enough of
This show that you put on
I thought the price was right when
You asked me 'What's My Line?'
And I said 'I've Got a
Secret' but I'll tell ya it's the '$64
000 Question' but will you be mine?
I was betting it all that I was gonna sell ya
'Who Do You Trust?'
'You Bet Your Life' and be wrong?
'To Tell The Truth' I never thought
You'd give me the gong
Instead of a 'Treasure Hunt' it
Was just a laugh-a-thon
Just puttin' me on, stringin' me along