Ray Stevens - Gone for Good lyrics

As she kissed me goodbye
She kicked my birddog
Rolled a stick of dynamite under my pickup
Released the breaks on my dear old
Mother's wheel chair
Pushed it down the hill into the
Path of a speeding semi-truck

Then she shot the propane tank
With my deer rifle
Turned our love nest into one
Big pile o' wood
I hate to be a pessimist but
I sense something in her kiss
And I'm afraid this time she
Might be gone for good

As she backed out of the
Drive she hit my Harley
Drug it underneath her car down to the street
Took a baseball bat to my
"See Rock City" mailbox
Hollered something at me that I can't repeat
Then she whistled for our neighbor
And she come a' runnin'
And they drove off laughin'
Through our neighborhood
I know they say that love is blind but
I think she's givin' me a sign
And I believe this time she
Might be gone for good
Yes, I'm afraid this time she
Might be gone for good

No, wait! I was wrong, she's coming back
Hey baby!
Huh? What's this? A new bowling ball?
With a sparkler in it?
Hey wait! Where ya goin'?
Well, well don't run off again! Hey, Thelma!
You and Louise come back here
Ya hear! Wait a minute
This ain't no bowlin' ball, why, it's a
This time, she might be gone for good
Timber!