Ray Stevens - Hang Up and Drive lyrics

He had a cheeseburger in one hand
French fries propped up on the seat
An ice-cold cola in his cup holder and
To make the scene complete
He was searchin' for a pen and paper to
Make a note of things to take home
Still, he might have missed
That concrete truck but
He was talkin' on his mobile phone

Hang up and drive, you're drivin' me crazy
Put down that phone
Put both hands on your steerin' wheel
Hang up and drive, you're drivin' me crazy
That ain't no phone booth son
It's your automobile

She had that vanity mirror down in her face
Messin' with her hair
In her high rise four wheel drive
Sittin' way up in the air
She'd just put on her makeup
Plugged her curlin' iron into the dash
But when she tried to dial her mobile
Phone that's when she heard the crash

Hang up and drive, you're drivin' me crazy
Put down that phone
Put both hands on your steerin' wheel
Hang up and drive, you're drivin' me crazy
That ain't no phone booth son
It's your automobile

You've seen em' out there friends, it's scary
Every Tom, Dick, Jane and Mary
Drivin' with a phone stuck in their ear
Laughin', cryin', yellin', talkin'
Those same folks can't chew
Gum while they're walkin'
What makes them think they can talk
On a phone and steer

Hang up and drive, you're drivin' me crazy
Put down that phone
Put both hands on your steerin' wheel
Hang up and drive, you're drivin' me crazy
That ain't no phone booth son
It's your automobile
I said that ain't no phone booth son
It's your automobile