Ray Stevens - I Saw Elvis in a U.F.O. lyrics

This is the evening news
Let's go now to our field reporter
Renaldo Riviera

This is Renaldo Riviera on the banks of the
Stinky muddy river with Mr rV frisbee
Who claims to have witnessed
Something truly fantastic
Mr frisbee could you tell us what you saw

Yeah, I's just hunkered down
Over there puttin'
A stink wad on my trot line
And the short hairs just stood straight out
On the back of my neck
And I turned around and
There's this big orange
Thing with them purple lights on it
Come swoopin' over them pine trees and
Just hoovered over the Winnebago there
Inez run out and throwed a skillet at it
And then she scissored and run
Back in under the hide-a-bed
'Bout that time a little trap door opened up
Little stair steps come down and this little
Pink baldheaded guy stuck his head out
Now I seen that movie "Close Encounters"
I just walked on over there big as Ike and
Looked up in there and there he was
There who was?

I saw Elvis in a UFO
Sittin' there with Howard Hughes
I saw Elvis in a UFO jimmy
Hoffa was in there too i saw Elvis in a UFO
Singing them rhythm and blues
And Liberace was there and he had on
A pair of Imelda Marcos' shoes

What is that, a shootin' star
Streakin' cross the heavens above?
No it's a whole lot more than a shootin'
Star, it's a hunka hunka burning love, oooh

I saw the Colonel in a UFO had
A big smile on his face
And then he shook his head
Puffed on his cigar and said
"I done book "Elvis" out in outer space"

And then those little pink
Men they all jumped
In dancin' up and down the stairs
And then they rolled their eyes
Began to harmonize and it
Sounded like the Jordanaires

Bop bop bop bop uh unh huh bop bop bop
We got Elvis in a UFO he's
Too good for the human race
We got Elvis in a UFO we're going
To keep him out in outer space

They got Elvis in a UFO honey
Have you heard the news
They got Elvis in a UFO just
Singing them rhythm and blues
They got Elvis in a UFO

And the colonel and Howard Hughes
And Jimmy Hoffa even Liberace's
Up there he ain't never had no hit record
Honey i done had more hit's than anybody
But do I get to go in a UFO?
No! Now is that fair? I'm the king of Rock
And Roll! The originator!
I started the whole thing, baby
And I think it's about time I
Got to go on a UFO!
You better beam me up Scotty
Or your little pink baldheaded people
Done tore it with me whoa