Ray Stevens - I'm Kissin' You Goodbye lyrics

Well, the first time we met dear
You flashed that come on smile
Your steamy eyed glances nearly drove me wild
So we drove out to the country
And parked beneath the stars
When you fogged up
My windshield and set my soul afire

Well, you moved into my place
That very same night
I was so happy it was love at first sight

But one day I came home
Early the very next week
Found a man in my closet said
He's playing hide and seek
Now I may be stupid but I'll never understand
Why he was playing hide and seek with
All his clothes in his hand
So get your feet off of my table
Get shoes from under my bed
Get your hat off of my hat rack
Put it on your head
Get your coat out of my closet
Put it on your back
Get your Ferlin Husky records, darlin'
It's time for you to pack

Get your arms from around me -
It ain't no use to try
Get your tongue out of my mouth
'cause I'm kissing you goodbye

Get your tongue outta my mouth and
Wipe off that silly grin
Get your tongue outta my mouth
Ain't no telling where it's been
Get your tongue outta my mouth
Don't try that again
Get your tongue outta my mouth
Get your tongue
Get your tongue outta my mouth

Let's just say adios with a kiss and a sigh
Get your tongue outta my mouth
'cause I'm kissing you goodbye

Well, the flame has flickered and
The passion has cooled
I hate to lose you, darling
But I won't be fooled
'Cause you just can't be true, dear
You're spreading it around
You've shattered all that mattered
Gonna have to put you down

Get your dog outta my doghouse
Your cat outta my tree
Get your bird outta my bird cage
I'm settin' you free
Get your toothbrush outta my bathroom
Your stockings off my line
Get your curlers off of my dresser, darlin'
You ain't no friend of mine
Get your arms from around me
I won't believe your lies
Get your tongue outta my mouth
'cause I'm kissin' you goodbye

Get your tongue outta my mouth and
Wipe off that silly grin
Get your tongue outta my mouth
Ain't no telling where it's been
Get your tongue outta my mouth
Don't try that again
Get your tongue outta my mouth
Get your tongue
Get your tongue outta my mouth

Let's just say adios with a kiss and a sigh
Get your tongue outta of my mouth
'cause I'm kissin' you goodbye!

Get your tongue out of my mouth come on now!