Ray Stevens - I'm My Own Grandpa lyrics

I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow, had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon they too were wed
This made my dad my son-in law
And really changed my life
Now my daughter was my mother
Cause she was my father's wife
And to complicate the matter
Even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of
A bouncing baby boy
My little baby then became a
Brother-in law to dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For, if-if he were my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown up daughter
Who was of course, my stepmother
Uh, huh father's wife then had a son who
Kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She's my grandmother too god
Now, if my wife is my
Grandmother, I am her grandchild, yeah
And every time I think of it
Heh! Nearly drives me wild
Cause now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother
I am my own grandpaw oh, I'm my own grandpaw
I'm my own grandpaw
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpaw i'm my own grandpaw
I'm my own grandpaw talk about incest!
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so
I'm my own grandpaw